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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:08 pm |
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1 and 2 are true. #3 is a lie.
Amma might not approve of beating people.
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:09 pm |
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#3 is true: I was a Morris dancer. We wore jingle bells and danced with hankies (which were tossed around) or big sticks (which we used to hit each other .... but only in time to the music), and sang sea shanties when performing.
#2 is also true: I laugh while composing odes to Soleil. (I hope she laughs, too. I know my sister does.)
#1 is the lie: I can sing about 50% of the long Sanskrit thing from memory. Someday I will be able to sing all of it. I hope.
Your turn, pb!
_________________ ॐ लोकः समासतः सुखिनो भवन्तु http://www.embracingtheworld.org
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poopiebitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:11 pm |
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Oh gosh, now I have to try and think of things...
_________________ I'm in a pure mood with poopietits now. Damn her jugs! - interrobang?!
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:12 pm |
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| Semen Strong |
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poopiebitch wrote: Oh gosh, now I have to try and think of weird sex things...
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:13 pm |
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lutin wrote: #3 is true: I was a Morris dancer. We wore jingle bells and danced with hankies (which were tossed around) or big sticks (which we used to hit each other .... but only in time to the music), and sang sea shanties when performing.
#2 is also true: I laugh while composing odes to Soleil. (I hope she laughs, too. I know my sister does.)
#1 is the lie: I can sing about 50% of the long Sanskrit thing from memory. Someday I will be able to sing all of it. I hope.
Your turn, pb! Aahhahaha awesome! I was guessing you had LARPer friends and got the idea from that. That's what my LARPer friends do. :D
_________________ I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation blog! FB!
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:16 pm |
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1: My first boyfriend is now serving a 25 year jail sentence for dealing drugs 2: I got married to a guy I met online when I was 18 3: I was a virgin when I got married
_________________ I'm in a pure mood with poopietits now. Damn her jugs! - interrobang?!
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:18 pm |
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| Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye |
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#1 is a lie! He is in jail for something else, like beating puppies.
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:19 pm |
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| Semen Strong |
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So you were homeschooled, eh?
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:37 pm |
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kimba wrote: #1 is a lie! He is in jail for something else, like beating puppies. It is a lie! He's not in jail for anything.
_________________ I'm in a pure mood with poopietits now. Damn her jugs! - interrobang?!
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poopiebitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:37 pm |
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Tofulish wrote: So you were homeschooled, eh? What's that supposed to mean, huh?
_________________ I'm in a pure mood with poopietits now. Damn her jugs! - interrobang?!
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:00 pm |
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| Semen Strong |
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poopiebitch wrote: Tofulish wrote: So you were homeschooled, eh? What's that supposed to mean, huh? So... which state were you in the top 1% of graduates?
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:03 pm |
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poopiebitch wrote: 3: I was a virgin when I got married Do you ever regret not having played the field before you settled down?
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:26 pm |
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Its Kimba's turn! JonnyWoop wrote: poopiebitch wrote: 3: I was a virgin when I got married Do you ever regret not having played the field before you settled down? Wrong game.
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:30 pm |
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| Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye |
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Okay,
1. I have ridden on top of an elevator 2. I had a surprise romantic dinner in a storm drain 3. I took a class in college that required me to go to a zoo in a mall
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:34 pm |
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Tofulish wrote: Its Kimba's turn! JonnyWoop wrote: poopiebitch wrote: 3: I was a virgin when I got married Do you ever regret not having played the field before you settled down? Wrong game. Sorry.
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:41 pm |
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kimba wrote: Okay,
1. I have ridden on top of an elevator 2. I had a surprise romantic dinner in a storm drain 3. I took a class in college that required me to go to a zoo in a mall Oh man these are excellent... I say #1 is a lie.
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:44 pm |
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| Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye |
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I totally have! We had some fun times in college and were sneaking onto a rooftop. In order to do it, we had to get past the locked rooftop access door. It was super cool! I felt like James Bond!
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:14 pm |
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Tofulish wrote: So... which state were you in the top 1% of graduates? Okay, okay, it was Mississippi. Not saying much, I know.
_________________ I'm in a pure mood with poopietits now. Damn her jugs! - interrobang?!
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:15 pm |
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Tofulish wrote: JonnyWoop wrote: poopiebitch wrote: 3: I was a virgin when I got married Do you ever regret not having played the field before you settled down? Wrong game. Haha, yeah, sorry - not gonna answer that one! :)
_________________ I'm in a pure mood with poopietits now. Damn her jugs! - interrobang?!
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:16 pm |
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I think kimba's #3 is a lie.
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:18 pm |
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poopiebitch wrote: I think kimba's #3 is a lie. Nope. The class was called exhibiting nature and we did all kinds of weird stuff like that.
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:40 pm |
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The lie was the storm drain thing. My friends and I used to explore storm drains in college and my boyfriend at the time told me about how he had this idea about having a surprise romantic meal waiting down there when he went with a girl. He said he wasn't going to do it for me since he told me about it and wouldn't be a surprise. He ended up doing it for another girl a while after we broke up. I was kind of jealous because it sounded pretty cool. But now those two are happily married!
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:42 pm |
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If someone wants to do one, go ahead. If I come back later and nothing new is here yet, I will start another before I go to bed.
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:52 pm |
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So what now JWoop - did Kimba stump the chumps so that she has to go again? No one guessed her #2 was a lie.
Or does she go again :)
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:58 pm |
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Ok, I will go again.
1. I won a free trip to Spain 2. I won a Cookie Monster cake 3. I won a set of Egyptian cotton sheets
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