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Is my housemate going to kill us all in our sleep?
Yes 74%  74%  [ 51 ]
No 26%  26%  [ 18 ]
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 Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:39 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:52 am 
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pandacookie wrote:
Still alive!

*sings* We'll just keep on trying till we run out of... rice?


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 Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:04 pm 
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I had an acquaintance in college who woke up one morning to discover that her dorm-mate had cut off her hair while she was sleeping. THAT will get your housing assignment changed pretty fast.


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 Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping?
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If you put the hair in a jar of rice with yourself, it will grow back overnight.

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smoothie wrote:
your roommate sounds incredibly creepy.

you better kill him in his sleep, just to be sure.

I support this.

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 Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping?
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Something in my room is ticking. I don't own anything that ticks...

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 Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping?
PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:23 am 
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caterpillar wrote:
Something in my room is ticking. I don't own anything that ticks...


Poe wrote:
Yet the sound increased -- and what could I do? It was A LOW, DULL, QUICK SOUND -- MUCH SUCH A SOUND AS A WATCH MAKES WHEN ENVELOPED IN COTTON. I gasped for breath, and yet the officers heard it not. I talked more quickly, more vehemently but the noise steadily increased. I arose and argued about trifles, in a high key and with violent gesticulations; but the noise steadily increased. Why WOULD they not be gone? I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men, but the noise steadily increased. O God! what COULD I do? I foamed -- I raved -- I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder -- louder -- louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly , and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! -- no, no? They heard! -- they suspected! -- they KNEW! -- they were making a mockery of my horror! -- this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! -- and now -- again -- hark! louder! louder! louder! LOUDER! --


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