Post Punk Kitchen Forum

I know. Case in point, my husband: http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystalcar ... 0993829656
I have such a frigging boner for him.

Ooh, good example! Feel free to add more. ;)

shiitake. My boss just friended me on FB. She is totally my friend and all, but I am too lazy to go back and maybe delete some of the crepe that I don't want her to read. Wait, where is that FWP thread when you need it? Is there a way to block FB updates unobviously?

Create a special group and add her into it.

NIce! I just bought new jeans too. I've been working hard to lose some weight, and I went down two sizes... Maybe even three because these new jeans already seem pretty loose. Huzzah!

Dear Chanel: when you screw up and send my mom the wrong Christmas stuff, please at least send stuff I like! (btw, why can't they get anything right anymore?! After 10 yrs of perfect orders, this is three for three.)

I guess I know what I'm getting for Christmas now! After I sort this mess out over the phone so she doesnt have to do it.

I'm reading The Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting and Owning a Dog, because I've been thinking for a while about getting a dog, but I don't really know much about how to take care of them, since I never had one as a kid. (Actually, the only pets I had as a kid were hermit crabs, which I named after the characters in the Baby-Sitters Club books.) I'm also looking at all the junk on my living room floor that a dog would try to eat. Clearly, I need to learn to be a bit neater before I get a dog.

Pfft don't get neater for a dog, you'll just be disappointed. Just lower your standards and attachments to objects.

It's really weird but over time I've just learned what Chester will or will not eat and there's no rhyme or reason to it. My mom will ask when I put something on his level "won't he eat that!?!" ...well no, he won't eat a cardboard box, but he will eat your shoes. He won't eat an umbrella, but the remote is fair game. He won't touch your phone, but good luck with that kleenex box. He'll rip the stuffing out of every comforter he can find, but your bed, couch, and chairs are okay. And then when I accurately predict what he will or will not eat I start to wonder how I even know. Our brains are melding into one.

It's more the dangerous stuff that I'd be worried about. Like, I opened a new DVD yesterday, and the plastic film from around it is still on the floor. (Actually, typing that out made me embarrassed enough about it that I just got up and picked it up and threw it away.)

This is the best! Haha. It made me smile.

Oh for goodness sake, people, check things out on snopes before you post some piffle on facebook about the magical powers of cut onions! They do not prevent the flu or cure pneumonia, not matter what someone's hairdresser told someone, blah blah blah.

Oh I need to get cut onions!

they walk your dog and they double on sax.

It depends on what kind of dog you get. Cuddles was older when I got him and he never chewed stuff that isn't food, so your plastic DVD wrap would be completely safe. Honestly, I got a million times less neat when I had him, because now I have nonstop snuggles on demand and they are better than vacuuming. I am with Fee, drop your standards! And the good thing is that you get used to the lowered standards so fast! Our house smells like dogstank, but I never notice even though my nose is sensitive enough that I gag at the smell of cheese.

Go adopt a well-trained notapuppy dog. Like a 3 year old. Then get your snuggle on! Your rescue will thank you forever.

I'm disappointed the PPK is slow tonight because some people have lives and are out doing fun stuff. For shame....

I should probably go to bed soon. But I don't wanna.

Good night internez <3

I should be reading a book...
But everybody around me is super angsty. Or all 8th grade emo.

got an okc message "can you show me a picture of your lip piercing so I can see how disfigured your lip is?" so I sent this.

(done with okc)

(that is ink staining my nails, it takes weeks to go away, promise my hands aren't that filthy)

Right? I keep refreshing and screaming, "I NEED THIS" at the computer and yet nothing.

Fuc fork fuch guys. Omg. I have my number on a napkin to a lea singer f bang and I drew a fox and... (Reads this... Why an I not in drunk thread)

Moral: lead singer. Guitar. Sexy sexy. Said he wanted my number . But I think he was just goig with the flow. fork it thoug, me = profit.

Ever had a dream where your mother or partner or someone important to you went missing or died and you woke up feeling off for the whole day? I had a dream that I was properly in love with my crush (Not Mr8, who I am in love with x 100) but he didn't love me back and now I see him on FB flirting with someone else I get all rage-y. I'm probably going to be in a bad mood today.

Just tell her that you don't friend people you work with, tell her it's always been your rule, no matter where you work. I think it's inappropriate of work colleges to friend request each other without discussing it face to face first. Keep your work and facebook separate people, it never ends well!

My man is telling his eldest son (13) about us today, the kid knows there's something going on and not knowing what it is seems to be unsettling him. I'm nervous, I'm his first girlfriend since his split with the kid's mother last year. His mum got so excited that he had met someone he really likes (he told her he thinks we'll be long term), that he thought she was going to squeeee down the phone at him. No pressure here then, heh.

you are HAWT.

(Well you are but that is my best online dating impression. You are such a cutie boober and we share love of fraggles. I'd totally date you if I was into girls and single)

Super excited for the frozen vegan tamales I bought yesterday. I have never eaten a tamale or even been in the same room as one, so pretttty stoked right now!

Yay, I love me some tamales. They can be a bit time consuming to make but if you get a group of friends together, the time goes fast.