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walrus
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:35 am |
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I slept with a homeless man. I have seven cats. I applied for a job in L.A.
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:01 pm |
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#3. You didn't apply for a job in LA, because it is just too simple to be true.
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poopiebitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:36 pm |
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#2 is my guess.
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walrus
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:53 pm |
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Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:11 am Posts: 281 Location: Ch-ch-ch-ch-Chico, CA
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You're both wrong! #1 is the lie.
I do have seven cats, and I did apply for a job in L.A.
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lutin
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:54 pm |
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So who gets to post the next round?
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:27 pm |
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| Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye |
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I think Walrus goes again. Or anyone if Walrus doesn't return.
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:29 pm |
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| Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye |
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walrus wrote: You're both wrong! #1 is the lie.
I do have seven cats, and I did apply for a job in L.A. You got me! I thought it was too random to be made up. Like maybe you were homeless for a while or something.
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:31 pm |
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Go for it Kimba!
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:48 pm |
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| Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye |
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Okay... :-)
1. I used to collect rubber ducks 2. I used to collect cat figurines 3. I used to collect kangaroo stuffed animals
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JonnyWoop
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:49 pm |
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kimba wrote: Okay... :-)
1. I used to collect rubber ducks 2. I used to collect cat figurines 3. I used to collect kangaroo stuffed animals I guess #1
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:50 pm |
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3 is the lie!
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:51 pm |
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Nope, I collected over 100 rubber ducks before I stopped! I started my collection while I was in college and it kind of got out of control! I think I only have one now. Or maybe three...
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:54 pm |
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| Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye |
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Tofulish wrote: 3 is the lie! Nope again. I never got as many as I did with the ducks, but I loved my kangaroos. Don't have those anymore either. I don't think I have ever had a cat figurine. Someone else go now!
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:03 pm |
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1. I enjoy natto 2. I enjoy durian 3. I enjoy okra
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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lavawitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:04 pm |
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1 has got to be the lie. <shudder>
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:06 pm |
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Yup! You go!
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:07 pm |
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What's natto? Online images look... stringy.
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lavawitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:11 pm |
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The best way to answer that is with a link: http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/1. I can read Ancient Egytian 2. I participated in the Garmisch Passion play in Bavaria as a kid 3. I was chauffeured to school for a year in a bulletproof limousine
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JonnyWoop
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:12 pm |
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lavawitch wrote: The best way to answer that is with a link: http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/1. I can read Ancient Egytian 2. I participated in the Garmisch Passion play in Bavaria as a kid 3. I was chauffeured to school for a year in a bulletproof limousine #1!
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lavawitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:13 pm |
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_________________ "This is the creepiest post ever if you don't know who Molly is." -Fee "a vegan death match sounds like something where we all end up hugging." -LisaPunk
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lavawitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:14 pm |
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1 is actually mostly true. I studied Egyptology at the Oriental Institute at the U of Chicago, including 14 credits of middle Egyptian and introductory hieratic. I've done my best to keep up the middle Eptian skills, but don't remember any hieratic, or any of the cuneiform I briefly studied.
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JonnyWoop
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:16 pm |
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lavawitch wrote: 1 is actually mostly true. I studied Egyptology at the Oriental Institute at the U of Chicago, including 14 credits of middle Egyptian and introductory hieratic. I've done my best to keep up the middle Eptian skills, but don't remember any hieratic, or any of the cuneiform I briefly studied. That's cool! Do you use it a lot? :P
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lavawitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:19 pm |
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Not at all. Before health issues kicked my asparagus, I wanted to be an Egyptologist. Now I wish I could do geoarchaeology to combine my geochem degree with Eyptology. But I've still got health issues so I'll never get into another grad program.
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JonnyWoop
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:20 pm |
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lavawitch wrote: But I've still got health issues so I'll never get into another grad program. I'm sorry. :(
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:12 pm |
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#3 is the lie! You were chauffeured for 7 months. Sorry about your health issues :(
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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