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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:58 am 
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No! People can not start drinking buckyballs at my meetup!

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At first I didn't get it. I thought buckyballs may be some sort of mixed drink involving Buckfast.

Then I thought 'Ooo! Buckminster Fullerenes!' and now I am very happy.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:22 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:38 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:10 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:48 am 
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Can I have two tickets to vaginal frostbite, please.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:59 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:53 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:49 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:09 pm 
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This was like trying to get multiple octopusses to have sex.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:40 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:21 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:25 am 
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Commence making sex noises of your own. And by "sex noises" i obviously mean "intermittent pterodactyl shrieks".

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:30 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:03 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:44 pm 
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I was going to dance, but then I remembered who I am.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:26 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:50 am 
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It's ok. The ones that make us cry the most are the tastiest.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:43 pm 
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It would be funny, but the hors d'oeuvre.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:45 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:17 am 
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I would have asked you... but I remembered you only think in technicolor...

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