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pandacookie
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Post subject: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda  Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:54 pm |
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I am on the campaign trail to get nominated for the 2013 VeggIFied Awards. I hope to compete in the best panda category and would thus like to buy a few of your votes. What would you like in exchange for a guaran-damn-teed vote so I can get me a shiny trophy next year? Perhaps a haiku just for you? Perhaps about your cat named fuzzheadface? Name your price and don't forget to vote early and often.
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:57 pm |
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I would like a bluegrass song with a damn fine washboard solo.
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golden delicious
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:58 pm |
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Panda, I'm not sure what you're going on about, but "fuzzheadface" is just about the best thing ever. You have my vote for shiniest trophy.
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:59 pm |
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My Baby Saved the Turkey but Then It Ate My Field Roast
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Damn straight I am not ok with potential baby poop on Tutankhamun or Dani Marti's exhibitions. ---M. Bang
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:00 pm |
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golden delicious wrote: Panda, I'm not sure what you're going on about, but "fuzzheadface" is just about the best thing ever. You have my vote for shiniest trophy. I shall appoint you my Secretary of Excellence.
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:05 pm |
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I bring you fruitsicles for your campaignda!  Will you kiss my babby?
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:10 pm |
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Your Babby Done Left Me For A Piece of Sweet Potato but I Still Got My Soy Nog
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Damn straight I am not ok with potential baby poop on Tutankhamun or Dani Marti's exhibitions. ---M. Bang
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golden delicious
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:29 pm |
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And I pledge to always be Excellent...to everyone!
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:59 pm |
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My vote is guaran-damn-teed if you throw down a rap verse in your glorious acceptance speech.
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:02 pm |
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Votes 4 Haikus
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:49 pm |
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DrakeRedcrest wrote: My vote is guaran-damn-teed if you throw down a rap verse in your glorious acceptance speech. Winnin' Spinnin' like a vinyl disc ain't no risk votin' for me I can guaran-damn-tee
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:03 am |
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Please send cookies and/or brownies.
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:09 am |
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Yes, I would vote for a panda for a cookie.
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lutin
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:20 am |
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:13 am |
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pandacookie wrote: golden delicious wrote: Panda, I'm not sure what you're going on about, but "fuzzheadface" is just about the best thing ever. You have my vote for shiniest trophy. I shall appoint you my Secretary of Excellence. I would also like an appointment of some kind, and a limerick. Yes, I am demanding, but I can vote like you wouldn't believe!
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:01 am |
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Sorry I vote for my panda cat Mar: 
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:05 am |
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You will have to sway my vote with an assortment of ballz
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:02 pm |
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paprikapapaya wrote: You will have to sway my vote with an assortment of ballz Perhaps an entire ballz zine dedicated just for you?
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:03 pm |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: pandacookie wrote: golden delicious wrote: Panda, I'm not sure what you're going on about, but "fuzzheadface" is just about the best thing ever. You have my vote for shiniest trophy. I shall appoint you my Secretary of Excellence. I would also like an appointment of some kind, and a limerick. Yes, I am demanding, but I can vote like you wouldn't believe! I would like to know more about this votin' like I would not believe. Must find rhyme for oligosporus.
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:42 pm |
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Satsuma LaRoux and I are on board, but Venger remains a floating voter for now. As is his way.
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:55 pm |
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What are your policies on the Mole People?
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:56 pm |
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With my hand on my bum, I pledge my vote to thee.
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:05 pm |
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pandacookie wrote: I would like to know more about this votin' like I would not believe.
Must find rhyme for oligosporus. Votin' like you would not believe: lightening fast, a multitude of much lots, and with panache or penuche, whichever you prefer. Rhymes with oligosporus: I'm not porous, sing the chorus, is that for us?, poor Dolores, I jig for Horace
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:21 pm |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: pandacookie wrote: I would like to know more about this votin' like I would not believe.
Must find rhyme for oligosporus. Votin' like you would not believe: lightening fast, a multitude of much lots, and with panache or penuche, whichever you prefer. Rhymes with oligosporus: I'm not porous, sing the chorus, is that for us?, poor Dolores, I jig for Horace Is it pronounced "oligo-SPORE-us"? I've been saying "oli-GOSS-porus" all this time!
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Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:23 pm |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: pandacookie wrote: I would like to know more about this votin' like I would not believe.
Must find rhyme for oligosporus. Votin' like you would not believe: lightening fast, a multitude of much lots, and with panache or penuche, whichever you prefer. Rhymes with oligosporus: I'm not porous, sing the chorus, is that for us?, poor Dolores, I jig for Horace I think a poll should me made to choose our preferred rhyme. We do want this to be a democracy right?!
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