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Mars
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread  Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:49 pm |
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One of these is my major ex, the others are all guys I actively interact with and am crushing on in real everyday life. Never mind all the past crushings I could go on about. Jerrold
Jeffery
Josh
Another Josh
Jake
Jesse
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:21 pm |
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So I haven't really talked to the archaeologist since Thanksgiving, and I'm trying to decide if I should ask if he wants to go out again. I'm just way more socially awkward and overly analytical than I care to admit. So, instead, I'm trying to divert my attention to another guy. He's a regular at my work and we got matched up on a dating site by coincidence. He's this tall, bearded, feminist hottie who has a thing for bird watching. But he does environmental consulting so he's always driving around California at weird asparagus hours.
This is definitely the winter of me being attracted to guys with completely opposite schedules from mine. Boo.
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:32 pm |
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I bought some horseradish pickles at the deli today (they smell so forking good) and work crush got them for me. I noticed that even when the other guy is working at the counter, and even if work crush is busy doing something else, he always comes over to get me whatever I'm ordering. Tomorrow is "the day" but I was as sweet as I could be ordering pickles and flirted a teensy bit.
The crazy part? Before, I was feeling pretty scared about asking him out tomorrow, kinda like I was walking toward my death or something. Now,I'm not worried at all; I'm thinking, why be scared? I'm forking adorable. I like him and I think he likes me, and even if I'm wrong, I have to do this. I think it'll be good for me no matter what he says.
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:34 pm |
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GymClassZero wrote: I'm forking adorable. WE HAVE A WINNER
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:35 pm |
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Mars wrote: GymClassZero wrote: I'm forking adorable. WE HAVE A WINNER TELL HER WHAT SHE'S WON, MARS!!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:40 pm |
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A TRIP TO BONER TOWN!!!!!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:44 pm |
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GymClassZero wrote: The crazy part? Before, I was feeling pretty scared about asking him out tomorrow, kinda like I was walking toward my death or something. Now,I'm not worried at all; I'm thinking, why be scared? I'm forking adorable. I like him and I think he likes me, and even if I'm wrong, I have to do this. I think it'll be good for me no matter what he says. You'll do great!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:46 pm |
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Mars wrote: A TRIP TO BONER TOWN!!!!! All my wishes fulfilled!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:47 pm |
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ugh yep still a thing.
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(ugh, even if I wasn't a wreck, if I was in a place to date someone, they were attracted to me and it worked out, there would still be a very definite expiration date in July so fuucckkk)
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:00 pm |
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mixmaster_mo wrote: So I haven't really talked to the archaeologist since Thanksgiving, and I'm trying to decide if I should ask if he wants to go out again. I'm just way more socially awkward and overly analytical than I care to admit. So, instead, I'm trying to divert my attention to another guy. He's a regular at my work and we got matched up on a dating site by coincidence. He's this tall, bearded, feminist hottie who has a thing for bird watching. But he does environmental consulting so he's always driving around California at weird asparagus hours.
This is definitely the winter of me being attracted to guys with completely opposite schedules from mine. Boo. Hot new avatar!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:20 am |
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GCZ, regardless of what he says, you're going to be way more bad-ass and awesome for doing it! (But, self-confidence is hot and I'm sure you are right about being forking adorable so he's bound to say yes, or be majorly missing out!) I'm excited about people asking people on dates!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:08 am |
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Thanks electric!
Today's the day. I mean, it'll be later tonight, but still! I'll let you all know how it goes.
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:51 am |
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Mars wrote: GymClassZero wrote: I'm forking adorable. WE HAVE A WEINER
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:33 pm |
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GUYS, I DID IT, I DIDN'T DIE, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES ON SUNDAY!!!
Holy forking shiitake people!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:38 pm |
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GymClassZero wrote: GUYS, I DID IT, I DIDN'T DIE, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES ON SUNDAY!!!
Holy forking shiitake people! GCZ!GCZ!GCZ! You are a hero to everyone who has ever chickened out when it comes to asking out crushes. (don't forget to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket for extra creepiness... Wait, no nevermind)
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:53 pm |
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Whee! This is for the best things thread.
I hope you have a lovely time. Good for you for going for it!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:10 pm |
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:20 pm |
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GymClassZero wrote: GUYS, I DID IT, I DIDN'T DIE, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES ON SUNDAY!!!
Holy forking shiitake people! Whoooooooooo!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:22 pm |
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lavawitch wrote: Whee! This is for the best things thread.
I hope you have a lovely time. Good for you for going for it! +1 yummy!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:31 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:04 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:11 pm |
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I wish women asked men out more. That's definitely part of the feminist future I'm looking forward to.
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:24 pm |
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Thanks everyone! I've been doing happy dances all night. Mom gave me a high-five.
(and lol @ the popcorn bucket. hmmmm)
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:05 am |
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Yay!
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Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:38 am |
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Ermehgerd. Crush has given many signals he'd like to sleep with me. This is a bad idea. But man, I want to. I don't need more than that, I just want to play! What to do, what to do....
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