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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:14 pm 
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Wooooo!

(1) I've petted Billy Baldwin and Chynna Phillipe's puppy
(2) I've said hello to Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick
(3) I've gently shoved Woody Allen aside

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:15 pm 
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Number 2!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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You win! I passed them in the Village and they were having a marital spat, and SJP looked like she'd knife anyone who spoke to her.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Haha!!

1: I once made Stephen Baldwin's tall soy latte.
2: I have served Chris Parnell coffee.
3: I once spilled coffee on Congressman Harold Ford Jr.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:29 pm 
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Um... #1. You didn't make a latte for Stephen Baldwin. Maybe his brother.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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No, that one is true! He was wearing rhinestone studded sunglasses (indoors) and had a posse. I pissed him off by asked for his name to write on the cup (even though I knew who he was) because I am a dick.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I'll go with #3

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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That one is true too! He used to come into the Starbucks where I worked all the time and one if those times I accidentally knocked his drink over on the hand-off plane and a little bit got on his suit.

The Chris Parnell one is a lie, because even though he is from Memphis and I see him at my local Starbucks all the time around the holidays, I've never actually served him a drink.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I can't think of anything else right now, so someone else should jump in!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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1) I once made a smoothie for Cheech Marin.

2) I helped start an impromptu parade that was covered on the local news.

3) I ran in a race in Las Vegas with Kate Gosselin.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I'll go with #1

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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You're right. I worked in a smoothie place in a (then, anyway) trendy mall in LA that was frequented by celebs. We had an autographed picture of Cheech in the office, so someone had made him a smoothie at some point, but it was before I started working there. The only celeb I made a smoothie for was Finola Hughes of General Hospital fame. Mocha flavored.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Lets try some animal related ones:

1) I've held a variety of snakes in the past and have taunted a rattlesnake
2) I've hiked to the top of the tallest mountain east of the Mississippi where I spotted some mountain goats
3) I've fed a variety of animals including monkeys, alligators and giraffes.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#3's the lie. People don't feed alligators. Tour guides feed alligators.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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We went to a sketchy miniature golf place in florida where you did feed alligators. Sketchy. Also, in florida, went to another sketchy place that had tons of monkeys and you hand fed them. Again, sketchy.

Oh and the giraffe was at the zoo.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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2 I think


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#2 is the lie. I've been to the tallest mountain east of the Missippi. You can drive nearly to the top and then hike a little (very little) to get to the peak but there were no mountain goats. In general, I've seen bears and deer hiking but no goats that I remember.

For #1, I was young and didn't really know better but I went to a ranger station where they had some rattle snakes in a tank. I tapped the glass and well they didn't like that very much. My dad told me that it wasn't nice to do but I've handled a few snakes in the past including picking up ones I found in the yard and bringing them to my mom. She wasn't very appreciative.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Yeah, the goats tipped me off.

Okay, childhood injuries:

1. I broke my nose in a car accident.
2. I got a concussion when I wrecked a golf cart.
3. I lost the tip of my index finger in a really heavy industrial door at school.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#3!

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#1. You didn't break your nose in a car accident. You prefer riding golf carts. Probably not anymore though.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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It was number three. That happened to my brother. I avoid golf carts now.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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In fairness, I've met you and I noticed that you don't have a wee iron finger tip :)

#1 I've never made a pecan pie
# 2 I've never gone line dancing
# 3 I've never made apple pie

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#3. I don't know why you don't like America, but you've never made apple pie. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I'll go with 1

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I hope it's #2. I disapprove of line dancing.

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