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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:20 pm 
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I agree with rhiz. I think you have gone line dancing. I think you go line dancing so often you never have time to make pie :)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:29 pm 
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I have never gone line dancing or made a pecan pie, but I have made an apple pie. #3 is the lie and Kimba takes it.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:42 pm 
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Haha, I got it with reverse logic!

Okey dokey...

1. I hate my couch, it is super uncomfortable, and I want a new one. My bed on the other hand, is awesome!
2. My baby sitter failed to pick up my baby from daycare today and now I am going to have a big late pickup fee. They charge by the minute!
3. My cats are being crazy feisty right now and climbing into my closet, probably getting their hair on all my black clothes, but I am too lazy to do anything about it!


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:44 pm 
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#1 is the lie!

number 3 is the story of my life.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:53 pm 
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I think Tofulish is probably right (like, your bed is uncomfortable but your couch is awesome), but I'm going to guess #2 just in case :)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:55 pm 
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Nope. I can't tell you how much I want a new couch...and for how long I've wanted one! We have just had a lot of other things we had to/ended up spending our money on. I've got a super comfy bed though, even if it is a little small. A queen would be good if it were just the both of us, but we have a whole zoo that wants to sleep with us. Over 100 pounds of pets. It is still an awesome bed though!


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:56 pm 
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So is #2 the lie?

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:00 am 
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poopiebitch wrote:
I think Tofulish is probably right (like, your bed is uncomfortable but your couch is awesome), but I'm going to guess #2 just in case :)


Unfortunately #2 is true. Imagine my surprise when 15 min after the daycare was closed, they call me and he hasn't been picked up yet. I was so mad!

So the cats thing is the lie. They are super mellow right now. I get cat hair everywhere even if they are just chillin. They have gotten up in my closet before, but even if they don't everything still manages to have cat hair on it. I like black even though it is a cat magnet. I just can't help myself.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:16 am 
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Okay, another round!

1. I can program in Java, C++, and visual basic
2. I failed freshman physics and went on to take 3 semesters of quantum mechanics, but don't remember any of it
3. My first A in college was in advanced pchem, even though I bombed the final, because my teacher thought I deserved it


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:17 am 
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#1 is the lie?

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Yep! I totally can't program in any language. I took a Java class, but I don't remember any of it. I went to a super nerd school, so I did a lot of sciency stuff.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:22 am 
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#3 for me was so awesome. I don't know why I had so much trouble on the exam, but I had been working with my teacher a lot between classes and she knew I understood the material. I was struggling in school at that time so it was really exciting for me to get an A.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:26 am 
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Okay, let's see...

1. I broke my leg when I was 2, was forced to walk on it for two weeks, then broke it again (worse) and finally got taken to the hospital
2. I broke my arm when I was 9 in a PE class for homeschoolers, and for weeks my sister told everyone that I broke it while trying to hug a boy
3. I broke my toe when I was 16 by accidentally walking into a wall, and it turned black and my toenail fell off and has never grown back

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:26 am 
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kimba wrote:
#3 for me was so awesome. I don't know why I had so much trouble on the exam, but I had been working with my teacher a lot between classes and she knew I understood the material. I was struggling in school at that time so it was really exciting for me to get an A.

What a cool teacher.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:28 am 
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poopiebitch wrote:
kimba wrote:
#3 for me was so awesome. I don't know why I had so much trouble on the exam, but I had been working with my teacher a lot between classes and she knew I understood the material. I was struggling in school at that time so it was really exciting for me to get an A.

What a cool teacher.


Yeah, she told me in person too before I found out my grade.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:31 am 
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I like how this has turned into the Tofulish, kimba, poopiebitch game. Everyone else had the good sense to go to bed.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:37 am 
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Hahaha! So true. I need to get to bed soon too so this will have to be my last guess of the evening. Poopieb, I guess #3 that you still have your toenail.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:43 am 
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Haha, you nailed it (<---see what I did there?!)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Cute. Someone else is going to have to take the reigns now. I'm off to bed, or a snack, depending on who wins in the hungry tired battle going on inside my body.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Why were you forced to walk on your broken leg, btw?

Also, the sister thing, too funny. I bet you were super embarassed.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Because my dad was a nurse and therefor we NEVER went to the doctor. He thought he knew better and I that was faking (how a 2 year old fakes I broken leg, I have no idea), until the xray after the second break showed where it had started to heal once already.

And yeah, my sister telling people I was trying to hug a boy was worse than the broken arm.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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1. I sold a costume to a lady planning to crash a luau that her ex husband was throwing for her son. Messed up.
2. A man came into the costume store (where I worked the summer of the year 2000) to buy a vibrator. Weird.
3. I sold stage makeup to a businessman looking to cover up his black eye. Scandalous.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:50 am 
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kimba wrote:
1. I sold a costume to a lady planning to crash a luau that her ex husband was throwing for her son. Messed up.
2. A man came into the costume store (where I worked the summer of the year 2000) to buy a vibrator. Weird.
3. I sold stage makeup to a businessman looking to cover up his black eye. Scandalous.


I feel like #1 is too weird to be made up and #2 is too specific with the dates and stuff. But maybe you're just trying to throw me off the scent.

I guess #3!


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Good job, Johnny! The black eye thing happened, but it was my coworker's story, not mine. The costume shop was next to an adult store, which is how the vibrator incident happened. I think he was also drunk, I dunno.


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OK, here's mine.

1. My father was a coach for the U.S. Disabled Ski team.
2. My mother was the authorized biographer of a movie star whose career spanned from the 1930s to the 1960s.
3. My sister is one of the top high school gymnasts in New York state.


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