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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:30 am 
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#1 is the lie?

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:42 am 
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#2 gets my vote

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:48 am 
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edit: nevermind.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:49 am 
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I'll vote #3 is the lie.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:11 am 
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I'll vote #3 is the lie.


#3 was the lie. My sister isn't a high school gymnast, let alone one of the top ones in New York state. My mom was the official biographer for a movie star, had a deal with Knopf, but she never finished the book. My sister was born and she got too busy, had to give her work to another biographer.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:44 am 
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JonnyWoop wrote:
OK, here's mine.

1. My father was a coach for the U.S. Disabled Ski team.
2. My mother was the authorized biographer of a movie star whose career spanned from the 1930s to the 1960s.
3. My sister is one of the top high school gymnasts in New York state.


You already did these three!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:18 am 
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Nobody guessed it right the first time he did it, though!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:35 pm 
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Nobody guessed it right the first time he did it, though!


Lol, yeah. I don't think anyone even made a guess on my original posting. That was way back in the thread when it was a free for all. It's much more organized now.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:24 pm 
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#1 My husband was once arrested for trespassing while ghost hunting in a graveyard.
#2 My brother was once arrested for playing Elvis songs on the tuba in the subway without a license.
#3 My father was once arrested for riding a donkey backwards and knocking down a taco stand.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:29 pm 
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#1 is the lie!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#3!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#1 is true. He was in college and celebrating the end of finals. It was before we knew each other. #3 is also true. It happened in Mexico while he was visiting family. #2 is a total lie. My brother doesn't play the tuba and as far as I know has never been arrested.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#1 There is a skull on my printer.
#2 There is a kneecap on my dresser.
#3 There is a giant penis in my closet.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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2?

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#2 is indeed the lie!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Well, who doesn't have a giant penis in their closet? (not rhetorical)

#1 I've had a ppk-er in my bed
#2 I've been in another ppk-er's bed.
#3 I've worn another ppk-er's pants.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#3 (how can we possibly each be unique rainbow-pooping unicorns if we share clothes?)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:33 am 
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I will go with #1.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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lutin is correct!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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1. Technically speaking, I'm a princess on my dad's side of the family.
2. Technically speaking, the first language I "spoke" was Hindi.
3. Technically speaking, I use fancy pants programs to understand how the brain processes communication.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:45 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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You win! (I think I'm technically a lady? Not sure. The delicacies of Poland's former nobility escape me.)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:50 am 
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1. I was president of the Spanish club in high school.
2. I was president of the Engineering club in high school.
3. I was vice president of the Asian club in high school.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:52 am 
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I will go with #1 being the lie!

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