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 Post subject: So, I'm in this Band...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:07 pm 
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... and my band's called Sexy Man Arms. We're a sorta folksy group with jazz influences. You've probably never heard of us; we're pretty underground.

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Colon Explosion. We're symphonic-thrash-punkcore. Everyone has a goatee regardless of whether they want/can actually grow one. We cannot actually play instruments, but are fond of the idea. We disbanded in 1992 but continue to meet up for coffee on Saturdays.


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supercarrot and the creamed corns. i'm a solo act.

(but really, that was my "rock band" (the video game) band. the drummer was an elderly black man a-la morgan freeman named pop corn [he had an awesome shirt in the spirit of 3-wolf moon], i, supercarrot was the vocalist, and gosh, i don't remember the guitarists' names. maybe one was maizy? the other cornelia?)

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i'm best known for my work in st. james the great church. it's like a cross between the cocteau twins and radiohead, with more toy piano. sufjan stevens and jonsi like to jam with us. but recently i've been spending a lot of time on my side project, fancy dan master of judo, which is basically just me and a banjo and a lot of glam rock covers.

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i'm best known for my work in st. james the great church. it's like a cross between the cocteau twins and radiohead, with more toy piano.

were you inspired by self?

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supercarrot wrote:
acr wrote:
i'm best known for my work in st. james the great church. it's like a cross between the cocteau twins and radiohead, with more toy piano.

were you inspired by self?

um, cocteau twins and radiohead, not ben folds and beat tree.

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She Rex. All-girl band covering the songs of Marc Bolan.


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acr wrote:
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acr wrote:
i'm best known for my work in st. james the great church. it's like a cross between the cocteau twins and radiohead, with more toy piano.

were you inspired by self?

um, cocteau twins and radiohead, not ben folds and beat tree.

self did great toy piano work. :-)

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oh, yeah, they're fine, you know? i guess it's just hard to get our sound across with, like, words? you really need to feel it. we use toy piano to remind people of their lost innocence, so it's, like, this far-away sound under all this other beautiful, terrible stuff that's also just noise. it's not your fault if you're having trouble imagining it. it's a pretty new sound. we might have invented it. i mean, i don't know for sure, but i'd say we probably did.

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While I've actually been in a couple of bands, most of them seem like they were imaginary anyway.

She Never Can was one of the best names we had...

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She Rex. All-girl band covering the songs of Marc Bolan.

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Half-Eaten Truck, the banjo playing trio from Newark that plays all Chopin all the time.


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Half-Eaten Truck, the banjo playing trio from Newark that plays all Chopin all the time.

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I'm a member of The Blowhards, a heavy metal tuba quartet. We are very proud of our first album, Black Socks, and our hit single, The Sound of my Air Conditioner.

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