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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:06 pm 
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next month! not for any of those things though :(

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:11 pm 
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May I suggest that you hotbeanfart in her general direction?


This just made me laugh so hard. Also, a very good suggestion for GCZ's boss I was reading about in the worst things thread.

Hotbeanfart....still laughing, yup.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:54 pm 
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My boss doesn't deserve my hotbeanfarts. Those are reserved for better people.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:42 pm 
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I have been hotbeanfarting like WHOA all week. I think it's because I've finally been back to eating actual vegetables, instead of processed junk. Regardless, it's SUPER AWKWARD to be the teacher with the hotbeanfarts, for fear that eventually the students will work it out.

If I didn't suspect that they'd figure it out, I'd definitely just punish them by farting near the ones who aggravate me.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:54 pm 
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My boss doesn't deserve my hotbeanfarts. Those are reserved for better people.


Wow. Your boss must be the worst. :( hugs!


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:32 pm 
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Really I'm only posting this 'cause I need to detox it from my system and it makes me feel icky. That's why it's in spoiler tags.
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My boyfriend and I have kicked around the idea of a threesome. Both game, etc. The other night, this transpired:
Him: Hey, I think I may have found someone if we wanted to have a threesome.
Me: Oh?
Him: Yeah, actually, you might know her- [Name of Girl]."
Me: No. A thousand times no.
Him: Why?
Me: I don't even...want to...talk about this.
Him: Why?
Me: Because she had a huge crush on my last boyfriend.

To go into more details, my last relationship was wildly toxic. He constantly put me down and told me my anger or upset was irrational or immature. He spent more time flirting with, texting, and being relationship-y adorable to a different girl at every single point in our almost year-long relationship. He openly admitted some of them to me. She was one of the ones he passed off as 'just his friend. There's nothing there.' And maybe there wasn't, for him. But she openly admitted being way into him and definitely acted like it. And you know, fine. If you've got a crush on someone, okay. But if you're dating someone? Don't act like you're single back. And it gets trumped up by the fact no one in his life knew he and I were dating for half our relationship. Then it was 'totes casual' to everyone involved, even though he was staying with me while in between apartments at the time.
Now every time I see her name on my current boyfriend's facebook, I get nauseous.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:24 am 
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The spot where my tooth was pulled a couple of weeks ago feels kinda weird. Not infected weird... just shifting. I should have gotten a spacer.

Additionally, I am very bored.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:34 am 
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I worked an event in a small town known for its shitty but expensive tourist food. I went to a Middle Eastern deli-type place expecting nothing, and the options were few, but the pillowy soft grilled pita and lemony humus were excellent! Pita and hummus. Saving vegans everywhere.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:41 am 
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DUDES DUDES DUDES

Remember how just a hot minute ago I was a desperate lonely mess?

Well then I got a surprise out of the blue text from this guy I always have this little crush on but seems a little out of reach, to go to an art show, like, in an hour from his text.

We went. It was so fun. We got drinks. Talked. Omg he's so cute. Nothing sexy other than the fact that we're both pretty sexy and should TOTALLY hook up. Omg.

Beep.

He seemed real flirty.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:11 am 
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I am disproportionately excited about the Very Early Christmas Feast we're having this evening. It's all I can do to stop giggling. I have had to ban myself from talking about it.

We are having my fake turkey thing, sausages wrapped in facon, a Redwood "gammon" lump (or the "turkey" lump - they were on offer), sprouts, carrots, a "chicken" nutroast, stuffing, and potatoes and parsnips roasted in saffron and rosemary infused oil. I am convinced I need to cook more. Infinite food.

Sadly, our oven is really pokey. I don't think it will be an issue, but still... MOARE COOKINGE!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:57 am 
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I am disproportionately excited about the Very Early Christmas Feast we're having this evening. It's all I can do to stop giggling. I have had to ban myself from talking about it.

We are having my fake turkey thing, sausages wrapped in facon, a Redwood "gammon" lump (or the "turkey" lump - they were on offer), sprouts, carrots, a "chicken" nutroast, stuffing, and potatoes and parsnips roasted in saffron and rosemary infused oil. I am convinced I need to cook more. Infinite food.

Sadly, our oven is really pokey. I don't think it will be an issue, but still... MOARE COOKINGE!

That all sounds wonderful. I am now gazing with contempt at the pasta and tomato sauce I am currently eating.

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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:50 am 
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Molly is sitting on my shoulder saying "are you sleepy?" over and over.

She usually says "sleepy" at bed time, but I guess this morning she figured out how to say "are you," so she is pleased with herself.

But, now it doesnt make sense! Silly Molly. She knows what sleepy means--it's only a thing after 10pm.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:56 am 
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Can I just say how much I love my new laptop? It is making my life being able to send and receive imessages from my laptop since half the time I don't know where my phone is hiding out.

I feel bad but I didn't go to the protest this evening for the local hospital. I'm fair too tired and my back and shoulders are achey from the crash. I just want to be curled up in a ball in front of a warm fire. The only stirring out I'm going to do is heading to the shop for more briquettes for the fire.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:18 pm 
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Missdelaney! I'm so sorry. Internet hugs are being sent to you!

I've been in a similar (though different) situation, and I totally feel for you. Such an awful, miserable feeling. Your reaction is completely justified and understandable, and I hope your boyfriend is being supportive and caring!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:17 pm 
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I may possibly be tipsy at this moment in time.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:19 pm 
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I'm doing some holiday baking! It smells lovely in here and feels good to get some of this out of the way now before The Holiday Food Season really starts.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:38 pm 
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DarthCupcake wrote:
Missdelaney! I'm so sorry. Internet hugs are being sent to you!

I've been in a similar (though different) situation, and I totally feel for you. Such an awful, miserable feeling. Your reaction is completely justified and understandable, and I hope your boyfriend is being supportive and caring!


Thank you :) Rereading it, I feel ridiculous for it affecting me now, but I accept that some things will stay with a person and reactions may not always be good ones.


Today, I found mold behind my bed. A ton of mold. Eurgh. I cleaned it up, but this house is scaring me. Doors that don't close, mold, tons of dust...time to move. Already finding plenty of places, but all are reliant on other people moving with my roommate and me.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:59 pm 
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Mars wrote:
DUDES DUDES DUDES

Remember how just a hot minute ago I was a desperate lonely mess?

Well then I got a surprise out of the blue text from this guy I always have this little crush on but seems a little out of reach, to go to an art show, like, in an hour from his text.

We went. It was so fun. We got drinks. Talked. Omg he's so cute. Nothing sexy other than the fact that we're both pretty sexy and should TOTALLY hook up. Omg.

Beep.

He seemed real flirty.

I love reading your posts when you're super happy.

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I don't think you need to feel ridiculous at all missd. I think in that scenario both people should have veto power for any reason without even really having to explain why. If it's not 100% mutual all the way around, how is it going to be a good experience?

Also, your former boyfriend sounds like a douche.

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I'm going to cry. I have no sweets in the house and I'm npow definitely tipsy.

Nearest thing I;ve got to sweets is some organic apples. My life is a farce.

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I just found a crumpled up scrap of paper on the kitchen table. I uncrumpled it, and read the following:

"Grampy

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water bubbler

Symphony"

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:46 pm 
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missdelaney wrote:
Today, I found mold behind my bed. A ton of mold. Eurgh. I cleaned it up, but this house is scaring me. Doors that don't close, mold, tons of dust...time to move. Already finding plenty of places, but all are reliant on other people moving with my roommate and me.


We found mold today too. Good times in rainy old puget sound!


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I'm going to cry. I have no sweets in the house and I'm npow definitely tipsy.

Nearest thing I;ve got to sweets is some organic apples. My life is a farce.


do you know about MUG BROWNIE?
http://www.instructables.com/id/Mug-Brownie/

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:00 pm 
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ijustdiedinside wrote:
daisychain wrote:
I'm going to cry. I have no sweets in the house and I'm npow definitely tipsy.

Nearest thing I;ve got to sweets is some organic apples. My life is a farce.


do you know about MUG BROWNIE?
http://www.instructables.com/id/Mug-Brownie/

That is just amazing! For some reason the booze has made me feel really full though. Maybe it is the booze, maybe it is the entire large pizza I ate. Who knows? All I know is I need a sugar fix but if I swallow anything else I possible will die a slow heartburny death

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