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 Post subject: Man forced to eat his own beard over lawnmower dispute
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:13 pm 
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Yup.



What really kills me about this is the guy's hat. He consciously made the decision to wear a confederate flag doggy-style cap on the nightly news. Is he single? God, I hope so.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:14 pm 
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I said this on your facebook already, but I love the part where the reporter says "but his damage was more permanent." eating your beard does not cause any sort of permanent damage!

oh and also....what the fizzle?!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:21 pm 
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I'm so turned on now.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:24 pm 
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I thought this was weird already when I read it as 'man forced to eat his own bread'... but no, it was stranger than even that. What the hell!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:31 pm 
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i wonder if he had to take hairball medication.


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This is so forking strange!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:19 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:26 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:35 pm 
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There is no adequate response to this video.

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Dang, I thought this video was amazing but I didn't know it would break everyone's minds! Sorry about that, no hospital bills please. I have releases from all of you. I'll sue.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:06 pm 
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i hope there is a blog about men eating their own beards sprinkled on cupcakes.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:20 pm 
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Hardcastle McCormick wrote:
i hope there is a blog about men eating their own beards sprinkled on cupcakes.


oh my god. i wouldn't be able to stop laughing long enough to keep from choking on my own vomit.

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I'm intrigued by the total lack of accents in the newscasters. Apparently they only hire hoity toity people who don't have accents and don't eat their beards to work there.


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I'm intrigued by the total lack of accents in the newscasters. Apparently they only hire hoity toity people who don't have accents and don't eat their beards to work there.

The report is out of Lexington, which is a city two counties over. Lawrenceburg is basically only a couple of bourbon distilleries and some people who say "nekkid."

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I like how this is considered to be their BIG STORY.

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That has to be the best headline ever.


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I've avoided this thread for several days, and I just can't bring myself to pass it by anymore. My curiosity finally won me over.

edit: I almost cried, this was so absurd.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:02 pm 
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I like how this is considered to be their BIG STORY.

Yes, Lexington sucks that much. (I'm still bitter about the 21 years I had to spend trapped in a city that liked to think of itself as a bustling metropolis while acting like the most boring and lackluster small town ever.)

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Hapax Legomenon wrote:
organarchy wrote:
I like how this is considered to be their BIG STORY.

Yes, Lexington sucks that much. (I'm still bitter about the 21 years I had to spend trapped in a city that liked to think of itself as a bustling metropolis while acting like the most boring and lackluster small town ever.)

Hah, that does sum it up pretty well. I lived there for 7 very boring years. My dad still lives there and likes to talk about how great it is. Compared to other parts of KY, I guess he has a point.


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So, Im going to fully believe this is the work of comedic geniuses in the vein of Andy Kaufman, because otherwise I will have to change my complete opinion of eugenics and the theories of Malthus...and Im already enough of an elitist already

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I can understand using beard as a garnish, but as the main ingredient? Never.

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unsurprised wrote:
i wonder if he had to take hairball medication.


Hairy poop!


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:36 pm 
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where can i get a hat like that?


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smoothie wrote:
where can i get a hat like that?


http://www.zazzle.com/southern_style_tr ... 3895204793

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