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 Post subject: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:08 am 
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SERIOUSLY HOW IS THERE NOT A THREAD ON THIS ALREADY.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED:
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Let's talk about this amazing piece of trash/high art.

Unless you're already bored. SO BORED, of it!

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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is it bad that i want to see this?


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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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❀madam dahlia❀ wrote:
is it bad that i want to see this?


Nope! I really want to see it, but I have super basic cable with no Lifetime. I don't understand why they didn't cast anyone else.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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It's available online here: http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/liz-an ... o/liz-dick


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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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Thank you!! I didn't even think to look for it online. So much for a productive Saturday!

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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I watched it. I think I particularly liked all the Dramatic scenes that they had in trailers, while still in full costumes and makeup for Cleopatra.


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i wonder why they didn't give her accurately colored contacts. i mean, it's kind of a big deal that her eyes were such a deep blue, that the first colored contacts were violet specifically because of liz.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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I saw it. There was a poufier version of Liz's hair from her White Diamonds phase but it was pretty true to the original 'do.

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supercarrot wrote:
i wonder why they didn't give her accurately colored contacts. i mean, it's kind of a big deal that her eyes were such a deep blue, that the first colored contacts were violet specifically because of liz.


cause they spent all their money insuring Lindsey and had no money left for contacts

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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Just found out there's a lifetime app and Liz and Dick is avail through it.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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It might have been the most painful movie I've ever watched. Seriously, it couldn't get over fast enough.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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Lindsay Lohan would be amazing in this role if she would just stop opening her mouth OH MY GOD THAT'S forking CREED. CREED IS IN THIS.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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I'm 37 minutes in but it feels like it's been two hours.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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Steph wrote:
It might have been the most painful movie I've ever watched. Seriously, it couldn't get over fast enough.
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I'm 37 minutes in but it feels like it's been two hours.
Yeah, it was almost unbearably terrible. I watched it when I was home with a stomach thing, and was really hoping it would hilarious, but instead it was just interminably awful. Lifetime seriously dropped the ball on what should have been pure comedy gold!

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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Even worse, the Lifetime video kept forking up (the audio would keep playing while the frame was frozen) so I had to manually refresh the page which meant watching at least 10 additional commercials. So I think it did take me over two hours to watch.

That 'bored bored bored' scene was so bad. Who wrote that? I don't think anyone could've not made that sound stupid.

It's amazing how for 80's Liz they didn't even bother aging Lindsay with makeup, she looked like she had slapped on a wig on her way to a costume party. Other than that, I thought her looks throughout the movie were at least nice.

I know everyone wants to blame this on LL because she's such a mess, but I think this was an overall flop. Except for Creed. Creed was perfect.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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Creed was perfect.

I kind of want to sig this just because it's so terrible.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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I was forty minutes in when the video glitched and did not care enough to hit "refresh". 'Pretty awful.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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Also: My personal theory is that during the copious amount of drinking/smashing bottles scenes, they were just rolling between takes and Lindsay was just doin' her thang.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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It's amazing how for 80's Liz they didn't even bother aging Lindsay with makeup, she looked like she had slapped on a wig on her way to a costume party.


THIS!!! 26 year old Liz looked just the same as White Diamonds Liz! But then I listened to the episode of How Did This Get Made on Liz & Dick, there are over 100 costume changes in this movie and it was filmed in 20 days. TWENTY DAYS. No wonder this looked like a pile of crepe.

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I'm now really disappointed that Lifetime videos are not available in my region.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz and Dick (A Lifetime Movie, starring: Linsday Lohan)
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I'm now really disappointed that Lifetime videos are not available in my region.

Me too! I hope we get it on one of the crappy free true movies channels or something soon!

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lepelaar and baps, you can stream it if you search for 'Liz & Dick' on 1 channel [dot] ch (without the spaces)

I kind of know that I'll be drinking gimlets and watching this in the next few days because you guys have convinced me that it's awful enough to be hilarious.


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