sometimes my school would have holiday candy sales as fundraisers--you placed an order, and on the holiday the candy would be delivered to the person you had bought it for with a little note. the only person who ever sent me candy was my geometry teacher. so i hate this picture. screw you, hypotenuse, you big dumb line! you know the other lines hate you because you think you're so great! this orange chocolate pumpkin tastes like loneliness!
You need to be on twitter.