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starrynight87
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Post subject: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)  Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:21 am |
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:29 am |
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allularpunk
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:53 am |
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Ha, that last guy looks so happy to have discovered his penis!
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torque
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:24 pm |
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the last one is awesome!!! "LOOK WHAT SANTA BROUGHT ME!!!!!!!!" I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head. (but ratty looking mittens? really?)
and, erm, straw in the, uh, downstairs curtains? scritchy
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Mars
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:29 pm |
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torque wrote: I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head. YES, now we must make a song called this.
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:59 pm |
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Mars wrote: torque wrote: I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head. YES, now we must make a song called this. Please, somebody. Before I and my really regrettable songwriting skills decide to make the attempt.
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:01 pm |
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 Oh hello Captain. All the oily Christmas hunks in the world can't hold a candle to P.Stew.
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Ariann
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:06 pm |
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ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaah
The penis discovery dude reminds me of a toddler.
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:08 pm |
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Ariann wrote: The penis discovery dude reminds me of a toddler. BAHAHAHAHA! All I want for Christmas is my pincer grip.
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But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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starrynight87
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:30 pm |
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Mars wrote: torque wrote: I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head. YES, now we must make a song called this. I hear a certain choirqueer is good at writing silly songs.
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8ball
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:36 pm |
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starrynight87 wrote: quote]
I hear a certain choirqueer is good at writing silly songs. Maybe a panda could concoct a rap for the breakdown in the middle.
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:19 pm |
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:45 pm |
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starrynight87 wrote: Mars wrote: torque wrote: I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head. YES, now we must make a song called this. I hear a certain choirqueer is good at writing silly songs. Truth! Sparkly dildos in the park song of the year!!
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Sra. Nooch
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:00 pm |
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Okay, then.
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:04 pm |
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"... and a penis as a pants' prize"
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Louzilla
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:26 pm |
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acr
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:27 pm |
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^^is that makeup or cgi? either way, i am recoiling in horror.
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:38 pm |
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| No-pants hermit 4 lyfe |
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starrynight87 wrote: it's a christmas pants baby!
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supercarrot
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:28 am |
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Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW) Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:37 am |
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Mars wrote: torque wrote: I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head. YES, now we must make a song called this. It's already my new favorite Christmas carol even though I haven't heard it yet!
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