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 Post subject: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:21 am 
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you will be after looking at these.

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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . .
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:29 am 
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That last one is creepy.


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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:53 am 
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Ha, that last guy looks so happy to have discovered his penis!

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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:24 pm 
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the last one is awesome!!! "LOOK WHAT SANTA BROUGHT ME!!!!!!!!" I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head. (but ratty looking mittens? really?)

and, erm, straw in the, uh, downstairs curtains? scritchy

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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:29 pm 
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torque wrote:
I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head.

YES, now we must make a song called this.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:59 pm 
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Mars wrote:
torque wrote:
I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head.

YES, now we must make a song called this.


Please, somebody.
Before I and my really regrettable songwriting skills decide to make the attempt.


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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:01 pm 
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Oh hello Captain.

All the oily Christmas hunks in the world can't hold a candle to P.Stew.

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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:06 pm 
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ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaah

The penis discovery dude reminds me of a toddler.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:08 pm 
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The penis discovery dude reminds me of a toddler.


BAHAHAHAHA! All I want for Christmas is my pincer grip.

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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:30 pm 
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Mars wrote:
torque wrote:
I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head.

YES, now we must make a song called this.

I hear a certain choirqueer is good at writing silly songs.


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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:36 pm 
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starrynight87 wrote:
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I hear a certain choirqueer is good at writing silly songs.


Maybe a panda could concoct a rap for the breakdown in the middle.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:19 pm 
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this is kind of weird


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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:45 pm 
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starrynight87 wrote:
Mars wrote:
torque wrote:
I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head.

YES, now we must make a song called this.

I hear a certain choirqueer is good at writing silly songs.


Truth! Sparkly dildos in the park song of the year!!

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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:00 pm 
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Okay, then.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:04 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:26 pm 
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Ohh my.

This one's definitely the most disturbing to me, he... has no hair and is too smooth and shiny.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:27 pm 
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^^is that makeup or cgi? either way, i am recoiling in horror.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:38 pm 
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it's a christmas pants baby!

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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:28 am 
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it's a christmas PACKAGE!

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 Post subject: Re: If you're not in the holiday spirit now . . . (NSFW)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:37 am 
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Mars wrote:
torque wrote:
I just made up an awesome story about all-i-wanted-for-christmas-was-gender-alignment-surgery-and-it-turned-out-better-than-i-ever-dared-hope in my head.

YES, now we must make a song called this.

It's already my new favorite Christmas carol even though I haven't heard it yet!

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