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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:56 pm 
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I don't feel like I can really be held responsible for having been a crasshole when I was 14. There's a statute of limitations on that, right?

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure everyone is a crasshole when they're 14.


I was a ridiculous crasshole when I was 14. Now, I'm... just an everyday crasshole. Progress!



I was a crasshole and an idiot. no one looks back on 14 fondly, I promise.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:10 pm 
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Not too bad. Sore, but I got everything I needed except a case of Lowenbrau, which apparently cannt be found in this state.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:12 pm 
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Ok, totally regretting my overdose of food. I know have a mighty dose of reflux and no gaviscon in the house.

I was shamefully naive at 14 and pretty shy too. I mostly cringe at how naive I was. I was a kind, sweet kid though. Still, I think I prefer me being naive and kind hearted than a crasshole.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:05 pm 
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My husband just gave poopiebaby a bath, then taught him to tuck his penis between his legs and shout "I'm a woman!" So... that's happening.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:20 pm 
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My husband just gave poopiebaby a bath, then taught him to tuck his penis between his legs and shout "I'm a woman!" So... that's happening.


This made me laugh so hard that my dad had to know what happened. He says, "Oh Jesus!"

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:32 pm 
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So I got to leave work at 12:15 which was cool. But then I had to go back in, to the other office, because "no one is getting to leave early today" even though they cancelled my appts and groups ahead of time because they "get to leave early EVERY YEAR."

Except this one, I guess.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:03 pm 
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My husband just gave poopiebaby a bath, then taught him to tuck his penis between his legs and shout "I'm a woman!" So... that's happening.


This made me laugh so hard that my dad had to know what happened. He says, "Oh Jesus!"


Oh this is hilarious. Are you going to post video?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:33 pm 
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Home now and survived another xmas eve with my mother. It wasn't too bad, honestly, but I did manage to make myself sick and actually have rolling panic attacks all day leading up to it. Now T. and I are going to do stockings. He just topped up my soy nog - we're ready to go!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:37 pm 
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i just spent 4 hours on skype. my asparagus hurts, i'm hungry, and my knitting is calling me.
poor doggie, the fireworks are really bothering him.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:45 pm 
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Home now and survived another xmas eve with my mother. It wasn't too bad, honestly, but I did manage to make myself sick and actually have rolling panic attacks all day leading up to it. Now T. and I are going to do stockings. He just topped up my soy nog - we're ready to go!

ooooft, sweetie chops. I'm glad you managed to get through it all intact <3

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:02 pm 
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Home now and survived another xmas eve with my mother. It wasn't too bad, honestly, but I did manage to make myself sick and actually have rolling panic attacks all day leading up to it. Now T. and I are going to do stockings. He just topped up my soy nog - we're ready to go!

You survived! And now you get to self-care and enjoy your holiday time with your love and your wee beasts!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:16 pm 
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Dare god, my back hurts. This is worst flare up in ages. It's been bad past week, but not "trying not cry" bad. It doesn't matter how I move because it's not muscle pain. Trying the heating pad.

I think going into three stores today was just more than I can handle, even though they were quick stops and no real waiting in line.

Eta: I'm so miserable that a bottle of No5, a silver eye liner and a nail polish didn't cheer me up.

I had wine with dinner, so perhaps getting drunk and sleepy is the way to go here since I shouldn't take any pain killers now.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:18 pm 
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Thank you, my loves! I'll most definitely be in need of some self-care and kindness to myself in the following days. My kitties are entertaining me at the moment, I just opened a stocking full of nail polish, chocolate and a new pair of gloves, and I'm about to have a bubble bath. Zzzzz. Good night!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:18 pm 
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MY DEXTER ACTION FIGURE HAS ARRIVED

Also, I actually baked peanut butter cookies and a huge loaf of soda bread. I did THINGS today. Work was insane and mostly a blur. My friend and I exchanged our Yule gifts and it was wicked fun.


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Thank you, my loves! I'll most definitely be in need of some self-care and kindness to myself in the following days. My kitties are entertaining me at the moment, I just opened a stocking full of nail polish, chocolate and a new pair of gloves, and I'm about to have a bubble bath. Zzzzz. Good night!


That sounds lovely! Glad you made it through--enjoy the rest of your night!!

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I just made work crush a package of peanut butter cookies. I went as far as to ice two of them. Very forward.


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I feel icky. I found this bottle of holiday spiced red wine that someone must have given us. So we heated it up and watched It's a Wonderful Life, and it was nice until I was complaining that I felt ill and then my partner puked. I haven't puked yet. If I'm going to I'd rather just get it over with already.

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paprikapapaya wrote:
Home now and survived another xmas eve with my mother. It wasn't too bad, honestly, but I did manage to make myself sick and actually have rolling panic attacks all day leading up to it. Now T. and I are going to do stockings. He just topped up my soy nog - we're ready to go!
Good job, girlie!

I'm not a big family togetherness kinda gal, so the holidays are not my favorite time, but it's nice to try to be a good daughter to my parents who think it's important, and to have a day off to do what I want/hang out with friends.


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I set my alarm for 5:30 am for a pre-arranged Skype date with my older sister back home. 1) She stood me up. 2) What kind of masochist makes a cockerel cry the default tone on an alarm clock?

On the other hand...

I'm on my own for Christmas, and it turns out my boyfriend hid a bag of treats when he was here a few days ago, including one for Woody Monroe (the cat). He's such a sweet heart.

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So I was supposed to go out for some fun with my BFF tonight but her and boyfriend got in a tiff and wet off to her room ad asked me to put on x-mas music... it was super awkward but I did and now I hear them having sex. At first I was annoyed because she had wanted me to wait here so we could go out and I thought I'd like to have just been given the go to go out by myself... but then I realized I'm actually deadbeat tired and should really use this holiday to catch up on sleeping! Heh, I've become so accustomed to forcing myself out all the time, drinking every night... oh man. Is tired.

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So I was supposed to go out for some fun with my BFF tonight but her and boyfriend got in a tiff and wet off to her room ad asked me to put on x-mas music... it was super awkward but I did and now I hear them having sex. At first I was annoyed because she had wanted me to wait here so we could go out and I thought I'd like to have just been given the go to go out by myself... but then I realized I'm actually deadbeat tired and should really use this holiday to catch up on sleeping! Heh, I've become so accustomed to forcing myself out all the time, drinking every night... oh man. Is tired.


Uh, wow, I don't know your friend at all, but that's a pretty shitty thing for her to do to you!

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I'm never sure about the time differences, but it's morning here, so Merry Christmas one and all!

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