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Does anyone else get lines from movies or TV shows stuck in your head? Like one line or two on repeat.

Today I've had 10 Things I Hate About You in my head, especially the scenes in the principal's office.

Ms. Perky: Army brat?
Cameron: Yeah my-
Ms. Perky: That's enough!

Ms. Perky: Turgid...
Kat: Tumescent?
Ms. Perky: Perfect!

Ms Perky: By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

Kat: I'll leave you to Reginald's quivering member.
Ms. Perky: Quivering member, I like it!

So, I thought it'd be fun to have a place to post random movie/TV quotes, if anyone else is in to that?

"we need a bigger boat"

There are some great ones from Dante's Peak and other disaster movies, but I can't think of them off the top of my head.

IT WASN'T A CHICKEN! IT WAS A BABY!!

Series finale of M*A*S*H--sometimes I just scream that. It's actually a really poignant scene, but I can't take Alan Alda seriously.

In the entire span of our relationship, whenever I have asked Brian, "Are we awake?", he has never, not once, replied with, "That depends, are we black?" (Blazing Saddles) RUINING MY LIFE.

I did Grandma's Boy for my MoFo theme this year and spent at least two weeks yelling "YOU'RE A HOOKER!" whenever someone disagreed with me.

You cannot hand me an envelope without me feeling it and gleefully yelling, "...A PONY?!"

"You think this is funny?"

"Not at all. They said that stain would come OUT."


Oh Dexter

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" (The Italian Job)

Some member of my family has said this every time one of us breaks something for the last thirty years.

I've had this one from Pam from The Office in my head for weeks and I don't know why, but I like it:

"Usually, the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke"

I don't want no part of your tight assed country club ya freak bisque.

my hubby and I always say, "I make it up! I make it up!!!" from "The Bird Cage" when Agador is questioned by Robin Williams about what is sweet and sour peasant soup.

(a) i'm a unicorn! i'm a unicorn! i can feel this body dying all around me!

(b) i do nothing for your pleasure!

(c) oh, are they?

(d) SHE WILL DANCE!!!!!

I've trained everyone in my life that when they say the name Anthony, I will always ask
"Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony?"
And they have to say "my drumma"

The IT Crowd, always and forever:
Roy: I'm disabled.
Jen: What kind of disabled?
Roy: Leg disabled.
Jen: How'd it happen?
Roy: Acid.

Oy, fishface! (Pirates)

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? (Austin Powers)

<3

In regular rotation:

"Not just a hat rack, my friend."
"We'll take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la blablabla."
"Fire bad tree pretty."
"I'll be in my bunk."

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!

"MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH- (repeat three times)-

MAN RAY!"

~ Sponge Bob

"Who's on our side?"
"Six hundred million screaming Chinamen."
"Last I heard, there were a billion screaming Chinamen."
"THERE WERE."

*WHOOSH*

I fart in your general direction.

'Look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?'
'A picture of me?'
'No, a definition of the word idiot, which you forking ARE!'

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

"What am I to you!"
-Almost Famous

I feel like there are a lot of movie quotes that we say all the time. But this is a big one in my house! Oh and lots of Portlandia stuff.

Gah, shell art is OVER!
Cars man, why?

Pretty pretty pretty pretty good.

Greatness.


I usually say random quotes from Clueless.

And I find myself saying on a near daily basis "You're not wrong" just like Xander.

I'm right on top of that, Rose!