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I've made a huge mistake.

There's a new fiesta in the making, as we speak.

And always appropriate...What we've got here is failure to communicate.

"Did you get the memo?"
"Suntan lotion is good for me, you protect me, tee hee hee."
"F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, you cool, I'm out."

Some men you just can't reach, so they run, and you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. So? He gets it.

ETA: Sometimes I also repeat lines from commercials a lot. "No one ever pays me in gum!"

"What do I need another friend for? I already have 2."

Any time someone starts a sentence with "I thought..." I can't help thinking:

"You thought! You thought! Just go! Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's *epidural*. Ha!"

that's not how the pigeons do it! you're supposed to stomp on her head and peck her!

"Meat is murder, but murder is also murder."

You're high!

You're drunk!

Tell us what you don't like about yourself.

"Mr., if I had a rubber hose I would beat you.."

He shot off my pinky toe!

There are fifteen people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

Look what you did, you little jerk.

"After this, you won't even NEED a bathroom".

"What does that even mean"?

Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."

"You want me to poke you in the eye on the roof?"

That's a pretty good burn, Patrice.

Like a waitress!

He's a good man, and thorough.

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"You mean the man we're meeting can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!"

"Illusions Michael. Tricks are something a hors d'oeuvre does for money. Or crack."

someone across the street from me has a pug and a french bulldog. i see her walking them sometimes in their little coats. i have named them chunk and sloth, because i've always wanted to get two smooshy little dogs and name them chunk and sloth, and every time i see them, i think,

I have to update the internal phone list in my office, so every time I take the new one around, I always, always think, "The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!" I don't actually say it because no one in my office would get it.

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

Where's my wandering parakeet?

I'll be the father, all you have to do is stroganoff into a little cup.

There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.

Soldier's way saves the day.

A few of my all-time favorites:

"That's MISTER Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer."

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."

"This little baby's got to go wink-tinky."

"When I was your age I didn't have no bone structure. Took me years to get bone structure."

"You men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys."

"Taffeta, darling; it wrinkles so easily!"

(Come to think of it, Madeline Kahn had a lot of my favorite lines!)