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 Post subject: Re: Movie/TV Quotes
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:30 am 
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I've made a huge mistake.

There's a new fiesta in the making, as we speak.

And always appropriate...What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:48 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:34 am 
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I've made a huge mistake.

There's a new fiesta in the making, as we speak.

And always appropriate...What we've got here is failure to communicate.


Some men you just can't reach, so they run, and you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. So? He gets it.

ETA: Sometimes I also repeat lines from commercials a lot. "No one ever pays me in gum!"

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:15 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:23 am 
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Any time someone starts a sentence with "I thought..." I can't help thinking:

"You thought! You thought! Just go! Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's *epidural*. Ha!"


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:00 pm 
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that's not how the pigeons do it! you're supposed to stomp on her head and peck her!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:02 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:33 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:15 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:47 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:15 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:26 pm 
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There are fifteen people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:24 am 
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Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:21 am 
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That's a pretty good burn, Patrice.

Like a waitress!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:22 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:29 pm 
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someone across the street from me has a pug and a french bulldog. i see her walking them sometimes in their little coats. i have named them chunk and sloth, because i've always wanted to get two smooshy little dogs and name them chunk and sloth, and every time i see them, i think,


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:11 pm 
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I have to update the internal phone list in my office, so every time I take the new one around, I always, always think, "The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!" I don't actually say it because no one in my office would get it.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie/TV Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:40 pm 
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A few of my all-time favorites:

"That's MISTER Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer."

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."

"This little baby's got to go wink-tinky."

"When I was your age I didn't have no bone structure. Took me years to get bone structure."

"You men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys."

"Taffeta, darling; it wrinkles so easily!"

(Come to think of it, Madeline Kahn had a lot of my favorite lines!)

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