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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:43 pm 
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No "poop" but total abdominal discomfort on Sat because i had to so bad, and my guy was hanging out at my place. I know everyone poops, but im not ready to share that "special" part of my life w/him yet.

Ask him to go for a walk? I had to do that with my ex for the first, oh 5 months of our relationship because I just couldn't go with him in the house (note, we were very open about bodily functions, etc. My body just said no when my mind said yes).

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:52 am 
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Hello there, quinoa hulls! How...nice to see you again?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I dunno what's going on but I am missing my 2x a day regulars.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:16 am 
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Things have not been as regular as I'd like for longer than I like.

Also, I was really looking forward to a soft/easy poo yesterday and... nope. nada. Thought for sure my workout would get things moving since it usually does!!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:21 am 
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Lillian, try a glass of warm water with lemon first thing in the morning. That always helps me when things aren't moving like they should.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:59 pm 
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Guys, my poop was insanely awesome yesterday. Not only was it huge, it was a no wipe shiitake!


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My butt has been exploding all day. I feel fine otherwise, but what is going on? Geeze.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:26 pm 
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AutumnLeaves, I've been wondering the same thing.

gaia13 I shall have to try that eventually! Currently it seems to not be an issue? I don't know.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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lillianp wrote:
AutumnLeaves, I've been wondering the same thing.


I have also been wondering this about AutumnLeave's poop, actually. Weird!

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My poop is kind of sad lately.


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I just took the biggest, baddest dump.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I just took the biggest, baddest dump.


*pooplause*

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strawberryrock wrote:
lillianp wrote:
AutumnLeaves, I've been wondering the same thing.


I have also been wondering this about AutumnLeave's poop, actually. Weird!

My poop appreciates the thought.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I'm slightly constipated, I think. This after all those great poops. Why.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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My butt hurts from pooping, ow.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I have pooped every day for like that last week. Its amazing! Usually I'm backed up a bit, every few days kinda sucky experience, but EVERY DAY! Sometimes twice!

Gosh I feel so skinny, because usually I'm digestivy bloated. Salads! Prune Juice! Cabbage with Jerusalem Artichokes! Its like my bowels decided to have a new years resolution to function well!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Bought A BRAND NEW CAR!- Do you eat gluten? Are you gluten sensitive?

Most vegan people I know who have issues with this are still on the gluten. Other causes can be medications/drugs/caffeine sensitivity/milk products/ too many processed foods. I am with you though. Some dude at Starbucks put not soy milk in my tea, several months ago...I had a head cold for two weeks and was backed up for one. Just askin.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I miss pooping already... even though I'm definitely getting fiber and stuff on my liquid diet, I've only had a couple sad poops since surgery.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:00 pm 
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GymClassZero wrote:
I miss pooping already... even though I'm definitely getting fiber and stuff on my liquid diet, I've only had a couple sad poops since surgery.

Are you taking codeine? It'll stop you up like nobody's business.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:28 am 
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I've stopped with the pain meds- I think I was taking liquid vicodin, but I've got no pain, just discomfort, so I stopped. Hoping to see improvement soon as it's been just a couple days since my last dose.


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I've been pretty consistent recently about eating well/balanced and omggggg, I'm pooping soooo much. Three times yesterday! And not small! And again this morning. This is completely abnormal for me, but I'm loving it. No bloating going on, just happy stomach & intestines! (I haven't made a huge change in my diet, but I haven't been overeating on random days or anything like I have previously)

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I am glad the holidays are finally over. I made tons of white-flour goodies, and my pooping schedule was way off.

Would there be any reason that vegan cheese would back you up? I can't see why, and should probably just blame all the holiday cupcakes and lessened physical activity for my intermittent constipation last month, but I still kind of wondered if my cheese consumption contributed at all.

Anyway, I've returned to a 3/4 on the Briggs thingy, 2 to 3 times a day. Life is back to normal.

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Tenacious LD wrote:

Would there be any reason that vegan cheese would back you up?


Maybe, I would read the back of the package and see if it has casein in it. Did you know Trader Joe's soy alternative cheeses and yogurts have casein (milk protein) in them? What kinda shiitake is that? I was pretty upset to learn. Makes no sense. Milk products can back you up, especially if you've been off of it for awhile.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I find Daiya either makes me poop like mad or backs me up, depends on what it feels like doing.

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