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I am oddly fascinated by the bottom one.


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That is a shirt my husband needs. He is rabidly anti-pants.

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I am oddly terrified by the bottom one.

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This thread is for me except for when it is cold and I need pants to keep me warm. And I need to recreate what's going on in the bottom one!

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My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

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Erinnerung wrote:
My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Nice! This reminds me of a joke:
What does a dog do that a person steps into?


Pants!

I always thought that if I had a dog I would name it Spot so that when I let it out I could cry "Out, damned Spot!" (With no malice meant toward the dog of course!)

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Erinnerung wrote:
My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.


Brilliant.

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Erinnerung wrote:
My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Nice! This reminds me of a joke:
What does a dog do that a person steps into?


Pants!


I'm ashamed at how long it took me to get that.

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Oh my god. That bottom picture. I am entranced. Also, now I want to do that next time I stay over at my bf's apartment and scare the shiitake out of him. (When I stay over, I'll put on a pair of his PJ pants in the morning for lazing around, but he is well taller and girthier than I am, so they are enormous enough on me that I could probably do that.)

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Erinnerung wrote:
My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Nice! This reminds me of a joke:
What does a dog do that a person steps into?


Pants!


These are both brilliant.

I want a dog named Pants now.

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Erinnerung wrote:
My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.


I just came here from the "Post a Pic of your Animal Friends" and your post about Pants and when I saw this thread title, I thought "How could you NOT like Pants!" I mean, that face!

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This thread makes for a great morning.


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 Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you.
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Erinnerung wrote:
My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Omg omg A+ in dog naming. My friend wanted to name his dog Stella so that if she ever ran away he could stand in the street and holler "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA," but it was vetoed by his family :(

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Erinnerung wrote:
My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Brilliant.
+1 yummy. The doggie variety excepted, I am fully in support of maintaining a pants-free state. I should also add that by "pants" I mean the kind you can wear outside the house; these fuzzy owl pants are wholly acceptable according to my value system.

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I always thought that if I had a dog I would name it Spot so that when I let it out I could cry "Out, damned Spot!" (With no malice meant toward the dog of course!
Check out the mug from which I am drinking coffee even as I type this.

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My brother and his GF had a dog called Thief, and it was pretty funny when they would yell things like "Stop, Thief!"

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bless you people, you have just turned my day around.

(i am also pretty much anti-pants)

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Where is choirqueer? That kid is all about the no pants. Right now I'm all about the fleecy pants.

Pants as a dog name is one of the best things I've ever heard. I keep chuckling to myself!

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knickers.


Trousers can do one but I can't manage without me knickers. I need them more than a bra.


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Seriously, this thread without choirqueer is like smlove pie without the caramel layer and pecans.


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Seriously, this thread without choirqueer is like smlove pie without the caramel layer and pecans.


Thank you! Exactly! CQ!!! Where are you???

ETA: Mmm pie...

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I can't even begin to tell you the honor it does me that you all hear "no pants" and immediately think of me.

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I can't even begin to tell you the honor it does me that you all hear "no pants" and immediately think of me.
Own it and embrace it, my friend; own it and embrace it.

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I'm more of a no bra type of person. I can't wait to get home in the evening and whip off my bra.

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