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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:50 pm 
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I don't even know how to begin going about that though. Unless I get suuuuuper drunk. Which is a strategy with varying levels of success.

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"hey I'm planning on putting my mouth near/on your mouth in like, 30 seconds, please let me know now if this is a bad idea"

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Yes, boober makes a good point. Be forward. Otherwise, you might enter that cycle again of not knowing and then disappointment that you mentioned earlier! My first kiss with my crush was definitely initiated by me. I just said, 'Hey. Come here.' And then smooch. It was all good.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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Yeah, everyone who has kissed me in the recent past (future? what?) has pretty much been like, hey, can I kiss you, or, I want to kiss you, and I've been like, ok, totes.

But I still don't think I can do it myself.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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you can!!!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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Also I am wearing low heels and maybe that's stupid but my outfit is a little harder femme than it usually is I don't knoooow!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:27 pm 
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I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"


It was really just a thought experiment! Haha! What would your reaction be if I turned into a dinosaur right now?

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'cept that isn't sexy. Unless the other person is a dinosaur-furry

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strawberryrock wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"


It was really just a thought experiment! Haha! What would your reaction be if I turned into a dinosaur right now?


Well, what would your reaction be if you turned into a dinosaur and then I kissed you?

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choirqueer wrote:
strawberryrock wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"


It was really just a thought experiment! Haha! What would your reaction be if I turned into a dinosaur right now?


Well, what would your reaction be if you turned into a dinosaur and then I kissed you?


I hope you're really asking me this because the answer is EXTREMELY POSITIVE.

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Tofulish wrote:
'cept that isn't sexy. Unless the other person is a dinosaur-furry


I mean, I think she is one, but I'm not entirely sure.

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What better way to find out than to slip into your stegosaurus suit, pull out your thagomizer and go clubbing?

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Tofulish wrote:
What better way to find out than to slip into your stegosaurus suit, pull out your thagomizer and go clubbing?


Can you be my dating coach?

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That is pretty much my solution to all dating dilemmas.

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strawberryrock wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
strawberryrock wrote:

It was really just a thought experiment! Haha! What would your reaction be if I turned into a dinosaur right now?


Well, what would your reaction be if you turned into a dinosaur and then I kissed you?


I hope you're really asking me this because the answer is EXTREMELY POSITIVE.


*bats eyelashes in a very dinosaurlike manner*

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choirqueer wrote:
strawberryrock wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
Well, what would your reaction be if you turned into a dinosaur and then I kissed you?


I hope you're really asking me this because the answer is EXTREMELY POSITIVE.


*bats eyelashes in a very dinosaurlike manner*


Image

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So attracted to you right now.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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it's all those dino pheromones I'm giving off.

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Whatever's casting the shadow that's pointing its tentacle right at your midsection there looks like it thinks you're about to give it a lap dance.

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that is my tiny electric candelabra light fixture, and it's the only thing that has a crush on me.

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Can I just say, I love you all? The dinosaur furry will go down in the history books for me....

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choirqueer wrote:
strawberryrock wrote:
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I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"


It was really just a thought experiment! Haha! What would your reaction be if I turned into a dinosaur right now?


Well, what would your reaction be if you turned into a dinosaur and then I kissed you?

It would really depend on what kind of dinosaur, in my opinion. I mean if you turned into a huge T-Rex I'd probably run away.

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ughhhhh, Crush was over tonight and some fork wit stole his bike wheel. I don't even. I don't. WHAT THE FORKING fork.

Translation: Now I'm doing that oh god, he'll associate me with this awful thing and not forgive me and I'm pretty darn ready to cry and ugh. (He has already said he doesn't blame me, that he understands, that's it only the person who stole it's fault and shiitake, but STILL)

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