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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:19 am 
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lillianp that is the worst! It's always so ...embarassing? when something like that happens in your neighborhood, even though it isn't your fault. I'm sure your crush understands that!

Mine just left. He came over, ate a bunch of food that I had cooked earlier, we sat and talked for 2 hours, and then...he left. No smooches, just some weird, awkward hug as he was leaving. But then he asked to hang out with me on Sunday. Living in the land of mixed signals.

To be fair, he had just played a game of soccer and kept saying how bad he smelled (I didn't think he smelled at all, but whatever, I get it). Also! He got along really well with my cats. Like, strangely well. My cats have actually never responded to a stranger like they responded to this guy. I want to say it's because he is so awesome, but I really think this cat diffuser thing my mom got me has them totally stoned out of their minds.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:28 am 
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ughhhhh, Crush was over tonight and some fork wit stole his bike wheel. I don't even. I don't. WHAT THE FORKING fork.

"So now that you can't ride home I guess you'd better stay here the night"

Even I know the answer to that one!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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Well that went...weirdly.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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lillianp wrote:
ughhhhh, Crush was over tonight and some fork wit stole his bike wheel. I don't even. I don't. WHAT THE FORKING fork.

"So now that you can't ride home I guess you'd better stay here the night"

Even I know the answer to that one!


Hah. I thought about it. Oh well.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:51 am 
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Well that went...weirdly.

What's with people always leaving us hanging??? What happened?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:22 pm 
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strawberryrock wrote:
Well that went...weirdly.

What's with people always leaving us hanging??? What happened?


I know! What's happened to PPK TMI anyway?

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Still texting work crush, asked him if he still wants to hang out after, you know, I don't sound like Mush Mouth when I talk (soon?!) and he was all for it. So not much is going on now, but in the future...


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:12 pm 
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Sorry guys I was drunk on the bus with my phone!

It went weirdly completely because of me being a weirdo, nothing about her. I had so much fun with her--we went to a vegan bakery and had some treats and tea and then went to a bar. We meet up at 7 and hung out until a little past midnight even though she had to work early in the morning and I'm pretty sure had intended to be in bed by 11. We were in her neighborhood, so she walked me to the bus and waited with me and we were both freezing and had our hands in our pockets and were shivering and I was like, shiitake, this is when I have to do something! But then I was like maybe when I can see the bus from a few blocks away I will and then if things go weird I have to leave right then! But I didn't see the bus from blocks away, I was busy looking at her cute face and then the bus was just there so I very quickly said "Ummmm so you know I have a huge crush on you, that's apparent right?" and she said "I don't really know how to answer that" and I got on the bus. And then she texted me about the art we did on the chalkboard in the bathroom on the bar and how she's sorry she never fought this lady at the bar we had decided we hated. Because she's the cutest. Soooooo...yeah I don't know.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:01 pm 
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srawk! ASK HER SPECIFICALLY WHAT IS UP.



I havent seen this one fella in over a month and woof, dang, if my heart didn't skip a beat when I ran in to him today. cutiepants.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:17 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
srawk! ASK HER SPECIFICALLY WHAT IS UP.


Well at least I think that if she just wants to be friends she's kind of obligated to tell me at this point...

Also we have literally been texting all day.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:56 pm 
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Ughhhh, crush and I have been talking a lotttt less today probably because of the whole bike wheel thing last night. I'm being all anxious about it. I just need to see him again and hopefully then all will be clear.

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Work crush texts me almost every time he's about to go into the shower which is wicked cute for some reason.


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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GymClassZero wrote:
for some reason.

OH YEAH, BIG MYSTERY THAT REASON IS

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:29 am 
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Mars wrote:
GymClassZero wrote:
for some reason.

OH YEAH, BIG MYSTERY THAT REASON IS


WHAT'RE YOU IMPLYING?


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:48 pm 
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Obvs butt, cork and nipples duh.


As for me, one of my many crushes came into work today and seemed really happy to see me and said we should hang out again soon and hugging and eep! He's so cute. And then my coworker said that that was the same guy who came in while I was on my days off asking if I was there! So like, that's cool...

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:17 pm 
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Mergh. Crush has some.. opinions/beliefs that are confusing and strange to my eye. Hoping we can have some kind of conversation about it because otherwise it might be a deal breaker of some kind, which would be really unfortunate. (This could also partly be me experiencing cold feet, which I do. A lot.)

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:09 am 
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Damnit. I'm in lust with some guy I only see very sporadically. And it's in my work environment. And he's not ever going to make a move, and neither am I. But I saw him last week and ERMAHGERD.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:14 am 
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My crush stood me up last night. I'm pretty sure that he is turned off by my enthusiasm to hang out with him. Which is forking stupid. Because I deserve someone who is as pumped to hang out with me as I am to hang out with them.

Therefore, until he pulls his head out of his asparagus, I'm over it. I have too many other things to worry about right now.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:25 am 
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Winky smiley faces are enough to make me swoon, which means I'm in need of human contact. Can't wait for this splint to be removed so I don't sound like Rocky Balboa (or maybe work crush would be into that? HEY YO WORK CRUSH).


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:27 pm 
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So I saw my Trader Joe's guy tonight! My groceries were free! F-R-E-E! God he is adorable! I'm trying to work up the nerve to give him my number

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GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER, HOMEBOY JUST BOUGHT YOU DINNER, YO

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hahaha damnit I should have made a joke about that when he was fake ringing me up! I am hoping to have the balls to do it tomorrow. He made his schedule pretty clear to me today so I know what days he won't be there

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Obviously he's super duper into you so you've got nothing to lose, he's totally waiting for it!

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So I saw my Trader Joe's guy tonight! My groceries were free! F-R-E-E!


So basically the solution to me being a poor college student that can only afford rice and beans is to hit up the grocery guy. Might actually try this haha


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So I saw my Trader Joe's guy tonight! My groceries were free! F-R-E-E! God he is adorable! I'm trying to work up the nerve to give him my number


At what point does he become a topic in the "Tasty eats from Trader Joe's" thread?

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