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OH YEAH, BIG MYSTERY THAT REASON IS

WHAT'RE YOU IMPLYING?

Obvs butt, cork and nipples duh.


As for me, one of my many crushes came into work today and seemed really happy to see me and said we should hang out again soon and hugging and eep! He's so cute. And then my coworker said that that was the same guy who came in while I was on my days off asking if I was there! So like, that's cool...

Mergh. Crush has some.. opinions/beliefs that are confusing and strange to my eye. Hoping we can have some kind of conversation about it because otherwise it might be a deal breaker of some kind, which would be really unfortunate. (This could also partly be me experiencing cold feet, which I do. A lot.)

Damnit. I'm in lust with some guy I only see very sporadically. And it's in my work environment. And he's not ever going to make a move, and neither am I. But I saw him last week and ERMAHGERD.

My crush stood me up last night. I'm pretty sure that he is turned off by my enthusiasm to hang out with him. Which is forking stupid. Because I deserve someone who is as pumped to hang out with me as I am to hang out with them.

Therefore, until he pulls his head out of his asparagus, I'm over it. I have too many other things to worry about right now.

Winky smiley faces are enough to make me swoon, which means I'm in need of human contact. Can't wait for this splint to be removed so I don't sound like Rocky Balboa (or maybe work crush would be into that? HEY YO WORK CRUSH).

So I saw my Trader Joe's guy tonight! My groceries were free! F-R-E-E! God he is adorable! I'm trying to work up the nerve to give him my number

GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER, HOMEBOY JUST BOUGHT YOU DINNER, YO

hahaha damnit I should have made a joke about that when he was fake ringing me up! I am hoping to have the balls to do it tomorrow. He made his schedule pretty clear to me today so I know what days he won't be there

Obviously he's super duper into you so you've got nothing to lose, he's totally waiting for it!

So basically the solution to me being a poor college student that can only afford rice and beans is to hit up the grocery guy. Might actually try this haha

At what point does he become a topic in the "Tasty eats from Trader Joe's" thread?

heh! hopefully soon!

GUYS! I DID IT!!!!!!!! I went in and he was doing inventory or something so we stood around shooting the shiitake for a bit and when he had to go back to work he said it was good to see me and then winked at me. I walked around, grabbed my groceries and after i paid the cashier I took a HUGE deep breath and walked right back up to him and asked if he wanted to grab a drink sometime. He said definitely and gave me his number! omfg omfg omfg.

I have been sweating over this all day. Literally, I had to go to CVS and buy deodorant halfway through the day because my tom's was failing me in the stress sweating department.

YAY!

Awesome!

Freegroceries4lyfe!

Yay VFR! That's amazing!

Go VFR!

I might be crushing on a guy who's far too young for me (and who is allergic to cats).

That's so awesome VFR!!! I'm so proud of you!

Oh my gosh. The adorable guy I made out with last night just texted me "I think I'm a little crushed out on you at the moment :)"

Dudes. All I want in real life is for people to have crushes on me. This is the first person to ever tell me so! Seriously, all the flings I have, no one says this! I'm definitely going to have to upgrade him to crush now. I will call him Cheese Crush. (He works in the cheese dpt. of the same company as I do, different location).

Crush basically asked me to sleepover tomorrow night. Said that it'd be easier for me in the morning since we were hanging out anyways (I have to be somewhere ~8:30 or 9am that's far closer to him than where I live). He offered the fold out couch.

I just think it's hilarious that when 'sleeping over' at someone's place comes up prior to it happening (rather than it being spontaneous), they always offer the couch. As if I'm not going to be all in their space. I mean, if he's way more comfortable w/me sleeping there, I guess.. (I really think it's that thing people say (to me, in my experience) for first dating sleepover if it's semi anticipated.

That just reminded me of carrying my toothbrush around with me just in case I ended up sleeping over when my husband and I were first dating. I don't know if he knows this, but I decided I liked him before he actually asked me out and I was at a party at his house and totally brought my toothbrush with me in case i stayed late and he was drinking and stuff. ha! totally didn't happen, but i was prepared.