| Register  | FAQ  | Search | Login 
It is currently Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:35 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 29 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:05 am 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pm
Posts: 4692
Location: Santa Cruz whoop whoop
...they're endangered!

Quote:
Pubic lice, the crab-shaped insects that have dwelled in human groins since the beginning of history, are disappearing. Doctors say bikini waxing may be the reason.

Waning infestations of the bloodsuckers have been linked by doctors to pubic depilation, especially a technique popularized in the 1990s by a Manhattan salon run by seven Brazilian sisters. More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair -- part of a trend that’s increasing in western countries. In Australia, Sydney’s main sexual health clinic hasn’t seen a woman with pubic lice since 2008 and male cases have fallen 80 percent from about 100 a decade ago.


http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-1 ... ealth.html

_________________
"Trolling an internet message board, The Greatest Activism Of All." - pandacookie
Вы такие сексапильные, когда злитесь


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:17 am 
Offline
Semen Strong
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:10 pm
Posts: 18737
Location: Cliffbar NJ
So are we saying its unvegan to wax and deprive these poor animals of their warm, furry habitat?

_________________
But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:25 am 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pm
Posts: 4692
Location: Santa Cruz whoop whoop
Yep. Get fuzzy and get infested. It's the natural way to live.

_________________
"Trolling an internet message board, The Greatest Activism Of All." - pandacookie
Вы такие сексапильные, когда злитесь


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:32 am 
Offline
Invented Vegan Meringue
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:55 pm
Posts: 3734
Location: The land of maple syrup and beavers.
Totally not high up on my list of concerns.

_________________
Anyone for some German Shepherd Pie? - daisychain
Well! Fruit is stupid! These onions taste nothing like fruit! - allularpunk
Dwarf-tossing for God: A Story of Hope - Invictus


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:00 pm 
Offline
Heart of Vegan Marshmallow
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:50 pm
Posts: 3064
Location: The Bene
I've done my best to create a hospitable ecosystem, but the little buggers have stayed away.

_________________
Ain't no guarantees in life, and nothing that comes out of my vagina can change that. - Erika Soyf*cker

I'd rather have a cupcake and a matte stomach. - Desdemona


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:25 pm 
Offline
Plays The Sims 2 religiously
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pm
Posts: 7129
Location: Portland, OR
lepelaar wrote:
I've done my best to create a hospitable ecosystem, but the little buggers have stayed away.

Yeah, they couldn't have a more cozy home than mine... Yet... Not one RSVP!

_________________
i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars. - interrobang?!
"Not everything." ~ mumbles (1973-2013) - mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:06 pm 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pm
Posts: 4692
Location: Santa Cruz whoop whoop
And now, a song:


_________________
"Trolling an internet message board, The Greatest Activism Of All." - pandacookie
Вы такие сексапильные, когда злитесь


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:16 pm 
Offline
Thinks chickens are assholes
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm
Posts: 5559
Moon wrote:
Totally not high up on my list of concerns.


Shittyvegan!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:22 pm 
Offline
Angrily Posting on Facebook

Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:37 pm
Posts: 3115
Location: Ireland
I went au natural for the past 3 years down there and not a single critter. But it could be the lack of intercourse or any sexual contact that is the problem. I vow to go and spread my legs to all in the hope of saving the creature from extinction.

_________________
Meowchickameow meow! - Tofulish


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:14 pm 
Offline
Invented Vegan Meringue
User avatar

Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:08 pm
Posts: 4051
Location: Malvern, PA
Yay?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:08 pm 
Offline
Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pm
Posts: 6583
Location: Norristown, PA
My "line" for veganism is if an animal (non-human or human) is actively doing something to my body without my consent, such as eating/attacking me or taking up residence in/on me. Once that's going on, I'm acting in self-defense.

_________________
Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives
Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnation
blog! FB!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:25 pm 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pm
Posts: 4692
Location: Santa Cruz whoop whoop
choirqueer wrote:
My "line" for veganism is if an animal (non-human or human) is actively doing something to my body without my consent, such as eating/attacking me or taking up residence in/on me. Once that's going on, I'm acting in self-defense.


But if you welcome them in, you can give them a home and help promote biodiversity.

_________________
"Trolling an internet message board, The Greatest Activism Of All." - pandacookie
Вы такие сексапильные, когда злитесь


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:39 pm 
Offline
Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pm
Posts: 6583
Location: Norristown, PA
solipsistnation wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
My "line" for veganism is if an animal (non-human or human) is actively doing something to my body without my consent, such as eating/attacking me or taking up residence in/on me. Once that's going on, I'm acting in self-defense.


But if you welcome them in, you can give them a home and help promote biodiversity.


But I think this would require that I never have sex again.

_________________
Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives
Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnation
blog! FB!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:55 pm 
Offline
Moving To Sheepshead Bay
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm
Posts: 5877
You are all bad vegans unless you grow out your pubes and fork as many people as you can!

(I'm kidding. Just in case someone didn't get it, I don't want to be the one who tricked you into contracting an std. Be responsible, use protection, only have sex if you really want to and feel safe and stuff, inviting parasites to live off you is not part of the vegan dream!)

_________________
"I'm no elephant, but now I want molasses." -Moon


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:30 am 
Offline
Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pm
Posts: 6583
Location: Norristown, PA
Hey, I can promote biodiversity. I'm growing a bed of kale down there.

_________________
Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives
Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnation
blog! FB!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:49 am 
Offline
Plays The Sims 2 religiously
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pm
Posts: 7129
Location: Portland, OR
Perfect spot for micro greens

_________________
i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars. - interrobang?!
"Not everything." ~ mumbles (1973-2013) - mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:00 pm 
Offline
Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:47 pm
Posts: 1868
Location: NC
I'm sorry, but I may be contributing to the loss of a species and I have no remorse.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:28 pm 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pm
Posts: 4692
Location: Santa Cruz whoop whoop
I have to admit that when I posted that originally I wasn't really expecting to hear many details about people's, uh, personal hair choices.

_________________
"Trolling an internet message board, The Greatest Activism Of All." - pandacookie
Вы такие сексапильные, когда злитесь


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:33 pm 
Offline
Plays The Sims 2 religiously
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pm
Posts: 7129
Location: Portland, OR
Your welcome.

_________________
i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars. - interrobang?!
"Not everything." ~ mumbles (1973-2013) - mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:34 pm 
Offline
Bought A BRAND NEW CAR!
User avatar

Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:47 pm
Posts: 2135
Location: Western North Carolina
Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
You are all bad vegans unless you grow out your pubes and fork as many people as you can!

(I'm kidding. Just in case someone didn't get it, I don't want to be the one who tricked you into contracting an std. Be responsible, use protection, only have sex if you really want to and feel safe and stuff, inviting parasites to live off you is not part of the vegan dream!)



Well, a little latex isn't protecting you from crabs. Jussaying, condoms aren't worn like diapers.

_________________
Evolved a vascular system, so I went from bryophyte to lycophyte.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:39 pm 
Offline
Heart of Vegan Marshmallow
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:50 pm
Posts: 3064
Location: The Bene
solipsistnation wrote:
I have to admit that when I posted that originally I wasn't really expecting to hear many details about people's, uh, personal hair choices.


How long have you been on the PPK now?

_________________
Ain't no guarantees in life, and nothing that comes out of my vagina can change that. - Erika Soyf*cker

I'd rather have a cupcake and a matte stomach. - Desdemona


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:33 pm 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pm
Posts: 4692
Location: Santa Cruz whoop whoop
lepelaar wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:
I have to admit that when I posted that originally I wasn't really expecting to hear many details about people's, uh, personal hair choices.


How long have you been on the PPK now?


I know, I know... I still have my Old World boundaries up. I'm not quite used to this brave new world of extreme sharing.

_________________
"Trolling an internet message board, The Greatest Activism Of All." - pandacookie
Вы такие сексапильные, когда злитесь


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:29 pm 
Offline
Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pm
Posts: 6583
Location: Norristown, PA
solipsistnation wrote:
I have to admit that when I posted that originally I wasn't really expecting to hear many details about people's, uh, personal hair choices.


What, you don't think we should talk about this so pubicly?

_________________
Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives
Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnation
blog! FB!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:55 pm 
Offline
No-pants hermit 4 lyfe
User avatar

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:22 am
Posts: 3092
Location: BKLN
i was hoping to hear more about people's personal lice choices--like, what they've named them and whether they think of them as pets or guests. maybe some baby pictures.

_________________
"rise from the ashes of douchebaggery like a fancy vegan phoenix" - amandabear
"I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is: fork pants." - cq


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Save the crab lice!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:08 pm 
Offline
Because Bob Barker Told Me To
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:34 pm
Posts: 947
Location: Hellbourne, VIC
lycophyte wrote:

Well, a little latex isn't protecting you from crabs. Jussaying, condoms aren't worn like diapers.


You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?

_________________
If I chew on garlic that's been in a vagina, isn't that exploiting SOMEONE? - coldandsleepy


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 29 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Anek, Dr. Apricot, Exabot [Bot], Google [Bot] and 5 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Template made by DEVPPL/ThatBigForum and fancied up by What Cheer