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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:21 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:27 pm 
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Last time I saw her I told her I had a crush on her and ran away, and we've been texting ALL THE TIME, and she is coming over to my apartment to learn how to make cocktails because it's her new year's resolution and I was like I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT so we're gonna get drunk and we already have plans for tomorrow because Gaycation sooooo she probably does want to make out with me right??

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:29 pm 
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DEFINITELY. PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLE-Y MAKE OUT WITH HER.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:33 pm 
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gaaaaah I'm so nervous though.

I have pretty much only ever dated girls who have aggressively pursued me and obviously this is not happening with her.

I have never made a first move EVER. Once I went in for a kiss first but only after that person put their hand on my thigh.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:42 pm 
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Work crush said he likes me very much. I said I liked him too and we continued our text conversation about our favorite animals. I kinda wanted to ask, Hey Arnold style, whether he liked me or like-liked me.


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gaaaaah I'm so nervous though.

I have pretty much only ever dated girls who have aggressively pursued me and obviously this is not happening with her.

I have never made a first move EVER. Once I went in for a kiss first but only after that person put their hand on my thigh.



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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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we are so drunk she is so cute she is on the phone with her friend having an emotional crisis right now we have been soort of touching a lot but we need to actually make out this is so hard!

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KEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss her!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:33 am 
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ok guys i did it.

She just left a few minutes ago (yeah it's 5:30am here we were just hanging out talking forever) and when she was getting ready to go I very smoothly said "Ummm can I kiss you like is that something I can do I don't even know" and she said yeah and then I laughed awkwardly a lot and then kissed her and then i think laughed awkwardly while kissing her. Sooo. Progress?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:14 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:45 pm 
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Yaay what if she just think I'm the most painfully awkward person ever now?

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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Awkward is super sexy.


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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I sure hope so.

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strawberryrock wrote:
ok guys i did it.

She just left a few minutes ago (yeah it's 5:30am here we were just hanging out talking forever) and when she was getting ready to go I very smoothly said "Ummm can I kiss you like is that something I can do I don't even know" and she said yeah and then I laughed awkwardly a lot and then kissed her and then i think laughed awkwardly while kissing her. Sooo. Progress?



WAY TO GO!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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Whoaaaaaaaaaa I have a big grown-up crush on someone who isn't anything like any of my usual types, if it can be said that I have any "usual types", and there's a pretty long list of reasons why it probably wouldn't be a good idea to pursue anything with this person, but all of them are easily refutable excuses. But, but, but, it really wouldn't be a very good idea, and at best I think it would be an unsatisfying relationship for me if it were the only relationship I were in. (Like, in a poly relationship structure, I feel like I'd be happy in a relationship with this person if I were in a primary relationship with someone already, but I'm not, and this person is in one already.) Also this person is a loooooooooooooot older than me.

Blehhhhh. I wish anyone who isn't a creeper would be interested in me, ever.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:22 am 
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Jeepers... creepers...

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:54 am 
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Ok I feel pretty good about my crush now that we made out a LOT and it wasn't awkward and I didn't laugh nervously the whole time only sometimes.

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Yay, more kisses!

I am seriously lacking in kisses over here. Haven't talked to my crush in about 5 days, so I guess we can safely say he is totally over talking to me forever. Crush ended. I need a new crush now.

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Aww. There are lots of people out there for crushing, though.

Also my feelings right now are kind of like: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Like imagine me making that noise a lot and smiling really stupidly.

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Ugh hanging out plans with Cheese Crush for thursday 6AM. :} (Our company has a store meeting that takes place 6-8AM so we're going to meet there and hang out in the AM afterwards)! Duhr he sent cute texts. Also I got to flirt with Big Pimpin' Crush cause he came to my work to shop today. Gawd boys make me so crazy.

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I'm running an experiment where I turn up the flirting in my texts with work crush. But I'm being tricksy about it. Like when I said I was snuggling with my dog and he texted back that he was jealous. Instant flirty conversation! So it's like he's initiating the flirting when it's really me. Very tricksy indeed.


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so i think tj's boy and I are going out for drinks friday! I went in there Saturday night on my way out to the bar to get snacks for later and he was just about to go on break so we went outside and had his break together and he have me a huge hug when he had to go back in. Then last night i stopped in for a few things and he gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek as he was getting ready to go back to work and made sure to remind me he was working tonight!

I want it to be friday and for us to be getting drinks and making out. I JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT! he is so adorable!

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