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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:18 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:53 pm 
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Dear God. Marmite.

My mom saw a jar in Wegmans last week and I decided to finally buy a jar. She hasn't had it since a kid.

I just tried some in toast. Dear God that stuff is foul. My mom is still laughing at me.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:57 pm 
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It is so horrible! I am sure that the people who claim to like it are just part of an elaborate prank on the rest of us. ::looks right at Desdemona::

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:03 pm 
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I have this problem where I want to try Marmite and could buy some but it's expensive and I'm afraid it'll be terrible.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:07 pm 
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it's good! it's just strong; you have to use the teensiest scrape of a schmear over buttery spread, and then cover it with nooch. do this on about a dozen pieces of toast. i don't know how anyone could eat this without doing some kind of happy tummy dance.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:14 pm 
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it's good! it's just strong; you have to use the teensiest scrape of a schmear over buttery spread, and then cover it with nooch. do this on about a dozen pieces of toast. i don't know how anyone could eat this without doing some kind of happy tummy dance.


That's exactly what I did. Just swap "gag and spit out" for "happy tummy dance."

This doesn't mean I have to surrender my Irish passport, does it? Not even for Ireland...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:16 pm 
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schmear. no. can we not?

STOP IT, STORM.

Schmear is worse than marmite itself.

Worse, even, than moist.

A moist marmite schmear: i want to die.

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It is so horrible! I am sure that the people who claim to like it are just part of an elaborate prank on the rest of us. ::looks right at Desdemona::


I shoulda known. D likes KALE after all.

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A moist marmite schmear: i want to die.

See this just sounds like heaven to me. Especially if we add the word scrotum in here somehow.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:22 pm 
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The tiniest schmear means - it tastes gross and foul, but is tolerable if you use so little it is basically functioning as salt on what would otherwise be a delicious noochy bagel.

Marmite is basically like crushing a veggie bouillon cube on your toast and adding a bit of soysauce to help it spread ::gags::

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And it smells like moldy gym socks.

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i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:25 pm 
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well, jings crivens and help my boab.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:42 pm 
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i was going to say that sometimes i dip raw cashews in marmite, and then i backed away from the inevitable nut jokes, but i see now that that was silly.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:45 pm 
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acr wrote:
i was going to say that sometimes i dip raw cashews in marmite, and then i backed away from the inevitable nut jokes, but i see now that that was silly.

salty salty nuts. amirite?

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salty and moist.

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acr wrote:
salty and moist.

+1 schmeary

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Tofulish wrote:
Marmite is basically like crushing a veggie bouillon cube on your toast and adding a bit of soysauce to help it spread
dear god that's such an accurate description.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:51 pm 
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I've never had marmite but this thread is convincing me that I would probably like it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:59 pm 
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Soon as I can have toast I'm buying a jar of Marmite. I HAVE TO KNOW


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I'm watching a cartoon that has a monster made out of butts. Cartoons like this are the reason people like me exist. Laughin' at butts


hahahaha you said butts.
also if it's a monster made out of butts, doesn't that mean the monster is POOP?
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