Post Punk Kitchen Forum

I waste too much food, so I made a new rule that if I don't like what I cook, I just don't eat. I might need to revisit either this rule or trying new things because I've now gone without dinner (and lunch the next day) twice this week. Once for AFR miso udon noodles. So gross. I'm not sure what went wrong. It's my only real miss from AFR. Now I just made chile lime tofu from AFR (don't mean to pick on AFR, which s my favorite cookbook). My tofu fell apart when I sliced it, so I turned it into scramble and all I can taste is lime juice. (I love extra lemon or lime in things). Normally, I love this recipe, so I assume the lime juice was just too much when altering the cooking method. Not sure how to save it. I added black beans and roasted butternut for burritos, but it is really Not Good. Molly had some, did her head shaking thing that she does when food is yucky, and then vigorously scrubbed off her beak on my shoulder.

I'm watching a cartoon that has a monster made out of butts. Cartoons like this are the reason people like me exist. Laughin' at butts

Just now realizing that I have an awesome school schedule. There will be very little to reconfigure as far as my work schedule goes.

I now own an electric blanket. It is awesome.

The lovely bank man reversed the charges and set it up so that shouldn't happen again. Woo!

Dear God. Marmite.

My mom saw a jar in Wegmans last week and I decided to finally buy a jar. She hasn't had it since a kid.

I just tried some in toast. Dear God that stuff is foul. My mom is still laughing at me.

It is so horrible! I am sure that the people who claim to like it are just part of an elaborate prank on the rest of us. ::looks right at Desdemona::

I have this problem where I want to try Marmite and could buy some but it's expensive and I'm afraid it'll be terrible.

it's good! it's just strong; you have to use the teensiest scrape of a schmear over buttery spread, and then cover it with nooch. do this on about a dozen pieces of toast. i don't know how anyone could eat this without doing some kind of happy tummy dance.

That's exactly what I did. Just swap "gag and spit out" for "happy tummy dance."

This doesn't mean I have to surrender my Irish passport, does it? Not even for Ireland...

schmear. no. can we not?

STOP IT, STORM.

Schmear is worse than marmite itself.

Worse, even, than moist.

A moist marmite schmear: i want to die.

I shoulda known. D likes KALE after all.

See this just sounds like heaven to me. Especially if we add the word scrotum in here somehow.

The tiniest schmear means - it tastes gross and foul, but is tolerable if you use so little it is basically functioning as salt on what would otherwise be a delicious nootchy bagel.

Marmite is basically like crushing a veggie bouillon cube on your toast and adding a bit of soysauce to help it spread ::gags::

And it smells like moldy gym socks.

i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars.

Siggeddddd.

well, jings crivens and help my boab.

i was going to say that sometimes i dip raw cashews in marmite, and then i backed away from the inevitable nut jokes, but i see now that that was silly.

It's really best if you embrace nut jokes

salty salty nuts. amirite?

salty and moist.

+1 schmeary

dear god that's such an accurate description.

I've never had marmite but this thread is convincing me that I would probably like it.