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Found this in Optimus's new Archie:

Reggie was stroganoff in the bathroom? What excuse did they come up with for that sound?

I want to know the answer to this, as well!

That's not the sound it makes!

It goes "fap fap fap"

It's for kids. They had to tone it down. Couldn't very well have full-on fappage.

Wap wap wap wap wap wap wap...

I shall now reveal the solution to the mystery, in all its not-dirty-at-all "glory."

hey! Reggie looks different from back in my day.

Well, there's a bunch of different artists, and they don't seem to try too hard to stick to a standard.

Hmmm.. That's not exactly the sound that I hear when I think of banging one's head into a wall.

I think there's an old thread somewhere on some board somewhere where I wrote a page long tirade on the "new" Archie comics. I think meth was involved...

Anyways, soon he'll be old enough to read your Cherry Poptarts!

Hmmm. Based on the position of Reggie's hand, I'm still not reassured as to which "head" he's trying to, er, "beat" some sense into! Does Christine O'Dumbell know about this? I see a tea party (with multiple lumps!) in Archie's future!

A) who spells the name as "sharry"?!? However, I kind of dig it as a trans name.
B) "sharry" clearly stole a shagtastic superhero-style outfit from Emma Peel of the Avengers.
C) why does "sharry" seem to have hooves instead of feet?

Now that I reflect on all that, maybe Reggie has some interesting fetish ideas that lead to "wap wap"-ing in school. It does seem to be more rich with possibilities than my old high school.

bahahaaaa! oh, archie

This is fantastic!

BWAH!

I remember a story where it was strongly implied that Betty has a wet dream about Archie...she wakes up all blushing and won't tell her mom what her dream was about. damn I wish I could find it!