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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:54 am 
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I think both of you are crazy.

I'm in my late 30s and I refuse to sleep in any room where something with 'eyes' is at but isn't alive. Don't you know they can kill you in your sleep? I can't have any stuffed animals facing my direction when I sleep.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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linanil wrote:
I think both of you are crazy.

I'm in my late 30s and I refuse to sleep in any room where something with 'eyes' is at but isn't alive. Don't you know they can kill you in your sleep? I can't have any stuffed animals facing my direction when I sleep.

when i was little i had a bunch of sesame-street-character stuffed animals with big white plastic eyes, and my parents kept coming into my room in the morning and finding that i had torn their eyes off their heads at some point between bedtime and sunrise.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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Something on CQ's FB made me think of this...

For a really long time I've been very positive of what my favorite color is, but am too embarrassed to tell people what it is because the only way I feel it can be described is not actually a color. So, my confession today is that my favorite color is creamsicle.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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Creamsicle is an awesome color. Also, now I want one. Do they make vegan creamsicles??

My teddy bear has his own Facebook page, so... https://www.facebook.com/johannthegreatbear

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I'm 30 too and I sleep with (one of) my childhood plushes every single night.


I'm 30 this year & I sleep with an enormous cuddly penguin every night!

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I ate a whole tofurky pizza today. It was the first time i had one, and it rocked my tummy all afternoon.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I ate a whole tofurky pizza today. It was the first time i had one, and it rocked my tummy all afternoon.


The first and only time I ate one of these (the pepperoni one) I did this. It forking killed me, but I loved every minute of it.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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vijita wrote:
I'm 30 too and I sleep with (one of) my childhood plushes every single night.


I'm 32, and I still harbor a small fear that stuffed animals are really alive but we don't know it--and I'm not afraid that they'll come after me. I'm afraid that they can't breathe if I don't make sure all of their noses are unobstructed.

This may be why I'm secretly not allowed to have stuffed animals, anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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He's not stuffed but I let Chester fall asleep in bed first so I can curl my body around his and spoon him til I fall asleep. Then we spend the rest of the night moving, shifting, twisting, pulling the covers, and elbowing. Should just get a stuffed animal.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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Confession: I pick my nose, and I take great satisfaction in doing so. I don't do it in public and I dispose of boogers responsibly, but I still don't understand why it is considered any grosser than doing stuff like pooping and wiping, provided you wash your hands and don't do it on a bus or something. That shizzle has to come out, right?

Forkin love picking my nose when it's a nice, big, easy to grab, hard one.

I forking love excavating big ol' tenacious crusty bogies. Also, letting my toenails grow loads so I can pick them off in ginormous chunks. I am sexy.


Protip! stick some chewed gum up there to get the tricky ones. (and then throw it away)

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I regularly take large handfuls of Guittard chocolate chips out of my chocolate chip container in the cupboard and pour the entire handful in my mouth at once. Several times a day.

I'm going to run out of chips kind of fast at this rate.

I was going to post the same exact thing, right down to the brand of chocolate chips. And the kicker is that they're not nearly as satisfying when they're not in a cookie or something!

Other confession: when I take off my pantaloons before I get in the shower (after which I grab a new pair), I just chuck them somewhere on my floor. Then I eventually have a used-panties-splosion in my room before I finally gather them all and do the laundry.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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Lentils taste like dirt to me. Even the fancy $3.99/lb French Indigo lentils.
(And I also enjoy picking my nose, especially while driving and singing at the top of my lungs.)


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Jigglypuff wrote:
butterbobbin wrote:
I regularly take large handfuls of Guittard chocolate chips out of my chocolate chip container in the cupboard and pour the entire handful in my mouth at once. Several times a day.

I'm going to run out of chips kind of fast at this rate.

I was going to post the same exact thing, right down to the brand of chocolate chips. And the kicker is that they're not nearly as satisfying when they're not in a cookie or something!

Other confession: when I take off my pantaloons before I get in the shower (after which I grab a new pair), I just chuck them somewhere on my floor. Then I eventually have a used-panties-splosion in my room before I finally gather them all and do the laundry.


We take the chocolate chips (same brand!) and put them in a bowl with roasted nuts, and call it "salad." this makes it healthy.

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Lentils taste like dirt to me. Even the fancy $3.99/lb French Indigo lentils.
(And I also enjoy picking my nose, especially while driving and singing at the top of my lungs.)

Sometimes dirt is good though, like beets, delicious, delicious dirt.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I think I also generally have a fear of dying or being attacked/killed in my sleep. It is generally why I like wearing pants/shorts to bed (as opposed to just a nightgown/undies or tank/undies). Sometimes I even think that my husband my turn into a crazed killer but that one is easy to dispel. I used to also have self induced insomnia due to thoughts that something bad would happen if I fell asleep. I'm much better now but definitely, I'll still not sleep with any stuffed animals because you never know.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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Anek wrote:
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I have never made the Raspberry Blackout Cake. Whew, glad to get that off my chest.

I thought I was the only one!


Thank you. I never had either.

I've never made it either. I don't like fruit touching my chocolate... it makes me feel dirty.

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Helix wrote:
I fart a lot.

(You know you're on a vegan forum, right?)

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I have never bought bottled lemon juice before because I thought it wouldn't last long in the fridge once it's opened. Now that I have learned oh so much from this thread I may just try it! I already have jarred ginger and jarred garlic because I am just tired! :)


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I sleep with a stuffed octopus plush every night.
I really like watching things like boils being lanced, zits being popped, ears being cleaned. The grosser, the better. Nose stuff (boogers, snot) really grosses me out, though.

ETA: I wrote boober instead of booger!

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I had a dream about getting a tattoo of my girlfriend. Then yesterday I got it in real life.

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I had a dream about getting a tattoo of my girlfriend. Then yesterday I got it in real life.


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I had a dream about getting a tattoo of my girlfriend. Then yesterday I got it in real life.


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It's a Russian nesting doll with dark pigtail braids holding a pie. Will post a picture soonly.

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I inconspicuously check out other womens' bums at the gym, quietly judge them, and always arrive at the happy verdict that mine is nicer than theirs.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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linanil wrote:
I think both of you are crazy.

I'm in my late 30s and I refuse to sleep in any room where something with 'eyes' is at but isn't alive. Don't you know they can kill you in your sleep? I can't have any stuffed animals facing my direction when I sleep.



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