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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:51 pm 
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Hmm... I'm going to fill some water bottles and a bucket just in case. Flashlight and batteries...tinned soup? Or one of those Indian dinners in the pouch? I'm going to buy some tea and snacks!


Apples??? (I'm doing low-gluten-y and avoiding 'junk' food) Hummus? Could be an excuse to get more peanut butter. I do not want to do what I did for Sandy. (Eat half a batch of castiron baked chocolate chip cookies)


Yeah, something that doesn't need to be refrigerated? I don't actually know. I'm trying to be just as awesome as I was during Sandy/I remember your giant cookie of win!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:58 pm 
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My dog, you guys. I've been trying to think of fun indoor things to do with her. Today I decided to teach her to jump over a broomstick. It's not difficult. My childhood dog was great at it, and she was one of the worst-trained dogs ever. So I get the broomstick, and I prop the ends up so it's a couple inches off the ground. All the dog has to do is step over it. Does she step over it? No. Does she try to walk through the broomstick, trip, and nearly fall on her face? Yes. We try it again. She walks into it again and stops. I am on the other side with treats. She just stands there, all confused, and looks at me sadly, like there is an invisible force field preventing her from getting to me and the treats. Finally I demonstrate for her by running and doing an exaggerated leap over the broomstick. She tries it, does this weird clumsy jump, and once on the other side is ecstatic, like "OH MY GOD, I DID IT. I defeated the force field!" My mother says that maybe the dog will get smarter as she gets older, but I'm not so sure!

Hahaha! How gorgeous! As Sheldon's mum would say, dumb as soup! But wonderful with it.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:03 pm 
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Hmm... I'm going to fill some water bottles and a bucket just in case. Flashlight and batteries...tinned soup? Or one of those Indian dinners in the pouch? I'm going to buy some tea and snacks!


Apples??? (I'm doing low-gluten-y and avoiding 'junk' food) Hummus? Could be an excuse to get more peanut butter. I do not want to do what I did for Sandy. (Eat half a batch of castiron baked chocolate chip cookies)


Yeah, something that doesn't need to be refrigerated? I don't actually know. I'm trying to be just as awesome as I was during Sandy/I remember your giant cookie of win!


Oh good point. And yeah, it was a giant cookie of win. Except I'm much more on a diet now. oh well.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:04 pm 
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haha! RC, please make a video of this. In slow mo. Set to Eye of the Tiger.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:06 pm 
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when you make a wok full of szechuan green beans for your family of three, and two people hate "spicy" but you can't make szechuan anything without at least a FEW szechuan peppercorns..... what are the chances that the biggest spice hater in the group will get all three peppercorns? i'll tell you. 100%. dammit.


Awww, torque!! I would eat your green beans any day. <3

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:12 pm 
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So many people have written songs about cylons.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:17 pm 
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So many people have written songs about cylons.


Why are there so many...songs about cylons? And what's on the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiide?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:22 pm 
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"I'm going to tickle your feet til you leave me alone."

"If I left you alone you would end up gnashing your teef and blowing snot bubbles."

"I'd pull my own cork off and throw it at the wall. I'd be unhappy."


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:24 pm 
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My online class was supposed to meet at 5pm today. It's 5:20. Professor's not here. Nobody can log into the class if she's not there, so I've been sitting here refreshing the page for 20 minutes. I hope she's okay? I'm also kind of annoyed because I missed my (in-person) artists' support group meeting to attend class tonight, and I had questions about this week's lesson that I really was hoping she'd answer tonight. Poooooooooooooooop.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:42 pm 
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"I think it's only saturated fats from animals that can be unhealthy."

vegans are mad healthy. FACT.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:42 pm 
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haha! RC, please make a video of this. In slow mo. Set to Eye of the Tiger.

YES!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:38 pm 
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For those who would like to see another example of my dog being a complete weirdo: http://forum.theppk.com/viewtopic.php?p=696781#p696781


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:27 am 
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For those who would like to see another example of my dog being a complete weirdo: http://forum.theppk.com/viewtopic.php?p=696781#p696781


Holy cute batman!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:18 am 
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For those who would like to see another example of my dog being a complete weirdo: http://forum.theppk.com/viewtopic.php?p=696781#p696781

Holy shiitake, that is so adorable!

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I REALLY WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW. AND THEN KARATE KICK THE AIR A BUNCH FOR NO REASON.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:40 am 
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bit of spam happening at the moment, haha


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:34 am 
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It's a spamstorm! I just made flapjacks (I am supposed to be completing a piece of work at home) with just a little bit too much salt. My options are: 1) eat all flapjacks, never tell Bry I made them; 2) offer Bry salty flapjacks and put up with ungrateful whingeing; 3) eat all flapjacks, make more for Bry, risk flapjack overdose.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:07 am 
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I bought a box of clementines yesterday and a 5lb bag of white whole wheat flour to make bread. (Because if you can't make bread during blizzard, when IS a good excuse?)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:25 am 
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It's a spamstorm! I just made flapjacks (I am supposed to be completing a piece of work at home) with just a little bit too much salt. My options are: 1) eat all flapjacks, never tell Bry I made them; 2) offer Bry salty flapjacks and put up with ungrateful whingeing; 3) eat all flapjacks, make more for Bry, risk flapjack overdose.

I'd go with a combo of 1 & 3. Eat them all, don't tell Bry, make more, share new batch with him. That way you get extra flapjacks. Win.

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Can you do something to counteract the saltiness? Is is just a little bit so some extra maple syrup would cover it up?

Or else (depending on the level of saltiness) you can layer the flapjacks and put a sweet (unsalted) tofu ricotta between them and make a fruity sauce and call it breakfast enchiladas :)

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They are playing Love Is All Around on the radio and I can't hear this song anymore without singing Christmas Is All Around.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:13 am 
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They are playing Love Is All Around on the radio and I can't hear this song anymore without singing Christmas Is All Around.

"This is shiitake isn't it?"
"Yep, solid gold shiitake, maestro!"

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