Post Punk Kitchen Forum

Yeah, tofurky and veganaise? Yummy meal when you are tired.

My grandma does tofurkey wrapped around tofutti and a slice of red pepper for crudités.

My first thought when I read this was Tofutti Cuties, which was very very confusing! and now i want those.

So glad Morty didn't burn down the house.

I just ate natchos for breakfast.

I have been doing that way too much lately. It started with a Christmas morning indulgence and became a semi-regular occurence.

Corn chips and salsa are a pretty common breakfast for me - twice a week at least.

I don't want a new relationship, but I wouldn't mind some sexytimes.

Go team Morty!
~Sz, I confess I have become irrationally attached to your irresponsible cat.

I always eat foods that had been out of the fridge for more than 24 hours. And I don't care about expiration dates.

Yesterday evening I ate tofu that had been out of the fridge, opened, for 24 hours. Uncooked. It smelled kind of sour, but tofu-like. I made a sauce with it, an avocado, and soya cream. Three hours later I threw up. Besides feeling unwell, it was a waste of money. I wasted a bag of frozen veggies alongside it, a kilo, because I had to get rid of the leftovers.

That tofu expired in November. But, being expired is no problem. I eat expired tofu all the time. Expiration date means nothing.

I will never again eat uncooked tofu that had been out of the fridge, opened, for more than a few hours. I promise. It's a high protein food. It's very perishable.

Yuck. Sorry, rhelune.

I'd also say, don't eat cooked tofu that's at all dodgy, either. I got the worst food poisoning of my life from tofu that had gone off.

I'm so sorry you'd experienced the same.

My grandma almost died of food poisoning when she left cooked turkey out of the fridge over night. My mother found her on the floor unable to use the phone to call for help.

I learned my lesson, plant food is not safe if it's high protein.

I usually can smell spoiled tofu, I bought it once and it wasn't expired. I think the vacuum pack was damaged.

I will try to remember to always put unused tofu into the fridge, in a container of water (changed daily), and use it ASAP. Blocks of tofu I buy are about 200 g, so I usually manage to use a whole block for a meal.

i confess that i want to buy about a dozen of these onesie/pj/jumpsuit things and just give up on society and all of its terrible, restrictive, non-fleecy norms. (subconfession: i already own one pink flannel onesie with happy s'mores all over it, and it is better than these, but i can't find anything else like it.)

I love that the blue people are tailgating. It really is the American Dream.

I'd live in a onesie if it could. It's like Earth's spacesuit. Why can't someone just pass a motion to make it Earth's uniform?

Blue jeans seem to be the current Earth uniform, and they are not comfortable at all. I am boycotting bluejeans because I want to be comfortable and don't want to look like everyone else.

This is why I have one pair of blue jeans and the rest of my non-work clothes are skirts. Plus, I can not find flattering jeans in my tiny town, whereas skirts are more forgiving.

The only downside is that people always ask why I'm so dressed up. A skirt and a tank top and flip flops is not fancy!

Aww, Morty loves that there is a Team Morty! To celebrate he has knocked all the cards off the buffet. Not sure what he will do as an encore, right now he is snuggling and purgling (that is, purring so hard that he gurgles. This sometimes includes burping and snot bubbles.)

I, too, was pleased the house appeared unscathed.

Then you might do well in one of the above onesies. You could bedazzle it! What an awesome project that would be

i farted in front of my crush for the first time this evening. it was out-of-place, loud, and unforgiving. and a couple more loud ones came out while we were laughing about this original fart. it was a little horrifying but at least the inevitable has finally happened.

ate a plate of plain gardein bbq ribs for dinner with a barley wine and shot of bourbon.

I know! I almost always wear dresses with tights or leggies because they are the most comfortable, and people think I'm always dressing up. I ALWAYS buy dresses that give me room in the belly (for eating!), and jeans just don't offer that option. But a bonus is that I don't really have to wear make-up or do my hair to look appropriate for work, because I am so "dressed-up" all the time. Ha. If they only knew that I spend about 8 minutes getting ready in the morning.

I confess that I want an all-weather onesie.

I confess that I don't get how one takes a leak/shiitake in a onesie without taking the whole thing down. Do they have asparagus flaps?