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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:03 pm 
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this isn't really a thing that a kid said, but i was in charge of getting 5th graders to sign some release forms for a study today and SO MANY of them were like "i need to read this whole thing before i sign it" I thought that was great, but I wonder where they learned about that.
actually, one kid did say "i have to read this before i sign it in case you're trying to get my money! if any of my money is gone because of this, i have 4 lawyers!"

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:07 pm 
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The Emperor and his brother were playing in the yard earlier. They were sitting across from each other at this kid sized picnic table we got for free a while ago. He leans across and says to M in a sorta creepy voice:

"This is the police station, and if you end up here, you'll never see your family together again."

Later, in a super cheerful voice, he called out to him:

"M, M! Come over here! I'm ready for you to get in my trap!"

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:20 pm 
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Malka does a lot of "no no no no no" with head shaking and finger wagging (no idea where she got the finger wagging). Just recently she learned to say a long drawn out "Nnnnoooo" while gesturing with her index finger or her whole hand in a "talk to the hand, step off bisque" kind of way. It is HILARIOUS. I think my MIL taught her that.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:17 pm 
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this isn't really a thing that a kid said, but i was in charge of getting 5th graders to sign some release forms for a study today and SO MANY of them were like "i need to read this whole thing before i sign it" I thought that was great, but I wonder where they learned about that.
actually, one kid did say "i have to read this before i sign it in case you're trying to get my money! if any of my money is gone because of this, i have 4 lawyers!"


I learned that from my parents. They both made a point of making sure that I saw that they read anything before they signed it, and that I knew that I was supposed to do that, too. My father is a lawyer, though.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
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So we're biking on the beach yesterday, and we pass a young couple sitting together, the girl is crying and the boy is comforting her. FC points them out to me (i was looking at the ocean) and wonders if the girl is OK. I said we should think of what the possible scenarios were, and we went through: breakup, star-crossed lovers whose parents are going to kill them, they have to leave this town tomorrow and never see each other again after falling in love so quickly..... She says "that's stupid, falling in love doesn't happen quickly" and we discuss the possibilities of immediately being smitten by someone, irretrievably BAM and you're in love.
To which she sneers and says: "Macintosh!!!"
wha?
"Macintosh!! you say it all the time!"
"what the hell do you mean?"
"you know, you're full of crepe."

ooh. pishtosh. poppycock. "macintosh"-- hey, whatever!

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
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Two from E today:

(talking about gardening)
E: so we'll plant the seeds in the ground. And the plant will grow and grow and grow until... IT DIES!!

(later, as I entered the room)
E: Mama! I said, WHAT THE HELL!
E: I said What the hell because I couldn't find my Crocs.
E: But you know what? The Croc was right by my foot.
E: (mutters) what the hell.

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:14 am 
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coldandsleepy wrote:
Two from E today:

(talking about gardening)
E: so we'll plant the seeds in the ground. And the plant will grow and grow and grow until... IT DIES!!

(later, as I entered the room)
E: Mama! I said, WHAT THE HELL!
E: I said What the hell because I couldn't find my Crocs.
E: But you know what? The Croc was right by my foot.
E: (mutters) what the hell.

Hahahaha! I get a kick out of little kids swearing. They manage to make it sound so cute and not vulgar or obnoxious. (Of course, I swear like a...I swear a lot, so I am biased towards swearing.)

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
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The Emperor was paging through a book (one of the Sampson & the Church Mice books) today, poring over every page with a thoughtful expression. Finally he set the book down and sighed really heavily and said:

"It's going to be such a long time before I can read this much."

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
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ahahaha, I love E's brain.

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E is the best. I can't wait to have conversations like that.

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ergh this morning before I left for work D said "Mama you look like a princess!", all happy and excited. I didn't know what to say at all so I said "really?" hahah. (For the record I'm wearing black combat boots, leggings and a black dress with a big silver zipper up the front...accessorized with a nice smattering of cat hair and a loose bun in my unwashed hair.) I'm sure she meant it as a compliment, though.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:53 am 
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Ada has been talking to my boobs a lot. She says "hi boob" to each one. And then "bye boobs" when she's done nursing. She counts them: "One boob. Two boob. Two boobs!". She also started wanting to give them kisses after she kisses my belly. But this morning was the cutest. When she was done with each one she said " thank you boob!".


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:04 am 
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sashi wrote:
Ada has been talking to my boobs a lot. She says "hi boob" to each one. And then "bye boobs" when she's done nursing. She counts them: "One boob. Two boob. Two boobs!". She also started wanting to give them kisses after she kisses my belly. But this morning was the cutest. When she was done with each one she said " thank you boob!".

OMG, I would totally appreciate a boobie thank-you every once in a while! ;D Go Ada!!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:11 am 
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sashi wrote:
Ada has been talking to my boobs a lot. She says "hi boob" to each one. And then "bye boobs" when she's done nursing. She counts them: "One boob. Two boob. Two boobs!". She also started wanting to give them kisses after she kisses my belly. But this morning was the cutest. When she was done with each one she said " thank you boob!".


I have another friend whose kiddo does this! He calls them "bees" though. "One bee, two bees. Two bees!"

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on the bus:
Baby hands toy monkey to stranger sitting behind him: MONKEY!
Passenger: This is actually an ape, because it doesn't have a tail.
Baby: DOESN'T HAVE A TAIL- DOESN'T HAVE A BUTT!

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No butt? Hilarious.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
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OMG, I love the passenger's comment, too!

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3-year-old friend's new favorite meltdown battle cry: "You hurt my feelings and the whole planet!!"

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Nieces:

B: "I'm a Rainbow Unicorn Ballet Dancer PRINCESS!"
E: "Im a yumyum."

It is so much better to know they are both wearing cowboy boots, tutus, dinosaur hats and carrying nerf swords.

Also my niece informed me that "Giles" (my sons name) is "not a very good name" and that when she has a baby she will name him "Rose Food Blueberry Muffin."


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Haha! They sound like fun little kids!

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Out of nowhere, E looks up and says:

"Daddy? Why can we NOT eat people?"

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Silas likes that will.i.am song with Britney Spears. He sings along to everything and likes to discuss lyrics all day long practically. His analysis of this one was: "Haha! Mommy that girl said her name ALL WRONG! Her name is Britney SPEARS not Britney bisque! How did she forget her own name!?!? Hahaha!"

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My mom was talking to my 3 year old about skunks yesterday, but apparently he misunderstood one tiny part. Today he announced to me, "Skunks have a yucky testicle that comes out."


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Kelly wrote:
Silas likes that will.i.am song with Britney Spears. He sings along to everything and likes to discuss lyrics all day long practically. His analysis of this one was: "Haha! Mommy that girl said her name ALL WRONG! Her name is Britney SPEARS not Britney bisque! How did she forget her own name!?!? Hahaha!"

Hahahahaha, that is awesome.

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