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 Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:17 pm 
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lycophyte wrote:
Sarah-Jane wrote:
mumbles wrote:
PS, does anyone want to snort a line of coke off my dick?


That, uh, wasn't a genuine offer right? Cause ... y'know ...


I mean, it doesn't even need to be coke, it could be Coke too. I'll get my caffeine any way I can get it.


Get in line you crazy caffiend!


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 Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:34 pm 
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cubed tofu scramble isn't a scramble, it's an incomplete stir-fry.

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 Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:43 pm 
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Cubed tofu does not a scramble make. I can't believe people still don't understand the error of their ways.

Hand-crumbled is the way to go.

While I'm doling out sage advice, stay away from that dick cocaine, guys.

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 Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:55 pm 
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i use an old-timey potato masher. only takes a few smashes, and it's good to go.
(the metal kind that is made of a long rod that snakes back and forth. it doesn't over-smash. it's just right.)

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 Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:18 pm 
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Lead singer of punk band has PIG TAPEWORM removed from his brain after eating contaminated vegetarian burrito

After visiting those damn commie central american countries. It's all connected guys. Don't you see, they're trying to burrow into our minds with brain worms!

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 Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:34 pm 
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Damn punk rock commie heroin burritos. Getcha every time.

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 Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock
PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:54 am 
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Contaminated burritos?! Definitely a conspiracy.

On a different note: ewwwwwwwwwww!


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