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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:33 pm 
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Hon, you had a baby extracted.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:33 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:11 pm 
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You can't wear your fetus on your feet, though.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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A: My toe hurts.
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:50 pm 
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Why are the waves triangles?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:35 pm 
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I don't know about you guys, but I find dead parents lying around on my computer desk all the time.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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Wait, tell me again how Loki got his penis into your ear?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:36 pm 
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So I wrote her this long, juicy letter...

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:50 am 
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you want to go to a party where attention is focused on my penis??

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:58 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:07 pm 
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fork those pancakes, they are dead to me.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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SWEET DUBSTEPPING PENGUINS IT'S COLD OUT TODAY!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:18 pm 
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The Catholic church was already full of crassholes - now they also want to measure them.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:24 pm 
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Stab like ya mean it!

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My necrophilia would be more socially acceptable than your cannibalism!


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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Taint monkeys rabid rabid taint monkeys.

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I'm gonna get sparkly disco shorts with 'fork off' on the bum. Everyone can fork off. Bah!


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:28 am 
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if pizza produced orgasms the delivery guy would get better tips.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:14 pm 
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I have no idea what you just said, but it involved robbing banks, wacking off, and seaweed snacks. I am in favor.

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