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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:48 pm 
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I'm jealous... I don't get sexy texts! But I do get frequent super awesome sexytimes so I can't complain too much.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:14 pm 
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I roasted cashews with cayenne and had a whole bunch! Later, sexytimes. Turns out my hands were insufficiently washed and my partner got serious crotch-burn D:


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:36 am 
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Tea wrote:
I roasted cashews with cayenne and had a whole bunch! Later, sexytimes. Turns out my hands were insufficiently washed and my partner got serious crotch-burn D:

OOOOOH shiitake! BUMMER!!! (Also kind of really funny to read about, though).

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:43 am 
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My crush texted me that he's running out of ways to describe how much he thinks about forking me... 24/7... And that we should spend a whole day just laying in bed and forking. And then he said that'd probably tide him over for maybe... Only one day. :D

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:55 pm 
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I'm glad last night was super awesome sexytimes because it looks like I'm spending the next 3 nights alone! It's nice in a way... gives me (and him) time to build up excitement for Friday night!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:20 am 
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Soooo, I was not expecting sex last night because my boyfriend was out with his pals and usually when drinking there is not much sex. So I took care of it myself, and then when he came over he actually was in the mood so yay for more sexytimes! And then this morning we decided the bus could wait and went at it again. Oohhhh it's just so amazing, and what a great way to start a Wednesday!
Now I am really looking forward to see him again on the weekend.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:26 pm 
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So because of my recent sexy-time related injury, we've not really done too much of the sex, just sticking to making out and resting. But I was so frakken horny for him last night it was impossible to resist and I totally for the first time ever came from just a BJ! I usually need some penetration too. It was a forkin amazing one too. Lasted a long time. Wowwwwww. (And then I hydrated lots after and ate snack to be safe)

Oh we also talked about how since we've both been accidentally monogamous for a while and both been very recently tested with a clean bill of health we were going to stop worrying about fluid-sharing. I took this as a kind of sweet way of saying he's into being monogamous for a while. :)

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:32 pm 
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Garrrgh. I am seeing my fiancé this weekend for the first time in three weeks, and I have a strong suspicion that we're going to end up spending the weekend sleeping on someone's living room floor with three other people. :(

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:13 pm 
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Hi! It's been....three and a half months? And I refuse to go into the "thread for people. who aren't currently having sex", lol! Becuae I am not letting that happen. Annnd so, I am going to hook up with one of two guys I have been talking to this week, he'll be the lucky dude. Will be the first time doing much of anything since I've been single after an 11.5 year relationship....I am sooo excited!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:25 pm 
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Garrrgh. I am seeing my fiancé this weekend for the first time in three weeks, and I have a strong suspicion that we're going to end up spending the weekend sleeping on someone's living room floor with three other people. :(

Single stall public restroom?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:59 am 
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Sooooo, my boyfriend's ex dropped a bag of his stuff at my place, and it's full of kinky toys. He looked through it yesterday morning and it gave him all sorts of ideas so last night he came over and we played and oh my gosh it was just so awesome. We hadn't used ropes for quite some time... I missed it!
And tomorrow we go to a play party organizied by the local bdsm club. I am much looking forward to that. *hugegrin*

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:30 pm 
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I was feeling pretty yuck cuz of my period last night so I decided that teasing him would get my mind off of it. It totally did and I think we both enjoyed it!

He's been totally sweet lately. Since I've been working a ton, I've been getting lots of back massages. All of them have a happy ending!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:36 pm 
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Welll, my nookie date was delayed. This sex is going to be so awesome when it happens! In the meantime, there was still a fun amount of oral going on...

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:37 pm 
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Having sex 3-5 times per day for a month has my body looking awesome. Best workout ever!

Also, the manfriend pointed out that that's more sex than some couples have in a year! Ha!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:38 pm 
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bah. boyfriend returns home after a month tomorrow. i get my period today...

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:08 pm 
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Can I brag and be slightly crass here? Because I am super proud of myself but I'm worried about over sharing. Under the cut because some of you don't want to know I'm sure.

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I was worried a little bit because I haven't been with a lady since I was 19, and while sex with boys is also fun, it is much easier to get a dude off than in is to get a lady off so I was worried I was a little rusty. I'm not. I made her custard so hard she couldn't walk... left handed (non dominant hand).With my other arm essentially tied behind my back due to awkward positioning *brushes off shoulders** still got it, yo.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:47 pm 
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LOL, well done Boober.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:21 pm 
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This weekend I flew over 1,000 miles away this weekend to spend 6 hours with a guy I have been smitten with. As a bonus, I had some of the most insanely hott sex of my life. Amazing.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:35 pm 
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LOL, well done Boober.


+1 Yummy!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:24 pm 
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SO, omg. I'm so bad at safe sex. The guy I talked about up thread, Doctor Who sex friend, he and I have had sex twice and used a condom never (I get in such sex-brain-mode, it's hard; he says he's normally really good about it, too) One hookup I had about a month ago, again, none, due to lame sex-brain... and then tonight I was going to be a good boy, and I didn't have to, he got one out before I needed to say anything, and we had sex like two safe sex smart peoples... but then the condom came off inside me! I sort of thought halfway through when we changed position and caught a glimpse of his cork I thought, hmm, that didn't look condom-y.. oh well... Yeah. Herrrrrppppp. I'm bad at safe sex.

ANYWAYS... onto more fun stuff... he has a prince albert. :D I haven't seen one of those in forever!


Tried and true suggestion if you forget to put condoms in plain sight: store them somewhere charming.

Then you get the dual awesome points of being bitchin' and safe (an excellent quality regardless of the situation) and any awkwardness you feel about breaking up the moment or whatever to make such a (n incredibly important) administrative request is buffered by the cute.

Me, I've been known to shout "Teapot" at partners and point across the room. At the teapot my former roommates dubbed the "safe sex teapot" where there was always a stash of condoms. Started out because I just happened to put them there. Now it's kind of my thing. (well I sort of belong in the no sex thread, but not because of this)

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Hurrah Takecare and Boober! And I am waiting to hear Anek's update.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:28 pm 
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lycophyte wrote:
Moon wrote:
LOL, well done Boober.


+1 Yummy!


high fives all around

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Damn, boober, that is impressive!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:57 am 
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Ha, if you want updates: the party was so, so, great. It was amazing to see 1. all sorts of people from all sorts of backgrounds with all sorts of different tastes/inclinations/preferences, just partying together with no prejudices or judging. No matter your size, sexual preference, gender, whatever, you're welcome there. 2. the playing was awesome. The location included a bar with more light and space for socializing (including a buffet with clearly marked vegetarian dishes, of which one vegan!); a "show-off" room where they were demonstrating some toys and taking pictures; the basement where there were dark corners with fixed furniture and stuff for playing on; and a relaxing room with beds and pillows.

I was there with my boyfriend and another couple (the girl being the wife of my other partner) and we played together and separately. My boyfriend did all the spanking work, then we played together with some toys, and overall had an excellent time.
I didn't know it was really possible, but my boyfriend made me come just by some intense nipple play, I thought that only happened in porn!


And congrats Boober!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:52 pm 
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Anek wrote:
I didn't know it was really possible, but my boyfriend made me come just by some intense nipple play, I thought that only happened in porn!


I love orgasms from nipple play. It's not often I get one!


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