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My girlfriend claims that, when she is sporking someone and both spooners are nekkid, she can feel the "little spoon" fart. She described the sensation as "kind of like a bubble bursting." I've never been privy to this feeling. Can anyone confirm? Are anyone's thighs this sensitive? Do I just have either insensitive thighs/crotch or the good luck to never have been farted on?

I've always wondered if my boyfriend farts on me while we are sporking.

I once let rip on an ex's leg while sporking, he thought he was going to need a skin graft.

Hahahahaha!

The new PPK feels like home now.

Yeah, my farts would definitely be noticed at such a close range. Once, I was sitting on the couch and a friend was sitting on the opposite side of the couch and I farted a biiiig fart. My friend thought her phone was vibrating.

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I do this to my partner all the time. He feels it, but I'm not particularly potent so we just laugh and high-five.

I'm always the little spoon, but I try my best to move if I'm going to fart. Doesn't always happen of course, but I try. I'm pretty sure he can feel them, but I've never asked because they are always loud, so he definitely knows it's happening.

I'm so glad I opened this thread.

Me too.

I have not done this. As much as I sometimes enjoy subjecting others to my toxic gas in enclosed spaces, I feel like this would cross the line into outright sadism.

Naturally.

I couldn't quite figure out if this was a "don't fart on me" ultimatum or just light, fart-related conversation while we happened to be in bed. Since we spend roughly equal time as big and little spoons, I suppose it could also be construed as a vague threat.

I'm pretty sure, in your case, it would cross the line into assault with a deadly weapon!

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This reminds me of that letter to Dan Savage about a guy farting into someone's mouth during sex. But yeah, my boyfriend knows if I fart on him and it's all good. Sometimes we laugh about it and sometimes he high-fives me if it was a particularly interesting fart.

I am typically the big spoon and I get farted on all the time. I have learned to ignore it and expect it!

Sporking? Someone explain, is this another configuration I'm not in on?

My partner is usually the big spoon and I have farted on him so many times in my sleep. Quite often, it's loud enough to both of us up. :( I honestly don't know why he is still with me. I can't help it though! I'm asleep!

I have never been on the receiving end of the spoon fart, but I have been the deliverer many a time.

It's happened to both of us since we both like to spoon each other and we both fart in our sleep.

yeah, i've farted on the spooner. it's funniest when you're naked.

i think i've only been on the receiving end once or twice. i'm almost always the little spoon.

I think you're my faaaavorite ppker I never want to meet in real life.

I could have gone my whole life without reading that.

It's a filter for s-p-ooning...without the hyphens.

OH! Duh Gracia, Duh.

I don't feel anything, but I just assume I'm getting farted on.