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 Post subject: How to kiss, circa 1936
PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:02 pm 
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"Where the girl’s mouth is of the tiny, rosebud type, then one need not worry about what to do. … However, there are many girls whose lips are broad and generous, whose lips are on the order of Joan Crawford’s, for instance. The technique in kissing such lips is different. For, were one to allow his lips to remain centered, there would be wide expanses of lips, untouched and, therefore, wasted. In such cases, instead of remaining adhered to the center of the lips, the young man should lift up his lips a trifle and begin to travel around the girl’s lips, stopping a number of times to drop a firm kiss in passing. When you have made a complete round of the lips, return immediately to the center bud and feast there. Feast there as did the lover of Fatimas, in Tennyson’s poem, in which it was written that: ‘Once he drew, with one long kiss, my whole soul through my lips — as sunlight drinketh dew.’

Then, sip of the honey."

http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2013/02/14/the-art-of-kissing-hugh-morris/

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:27 pm 
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I freeganed a bunch of wasted lip last week. Score!

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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Lip honey... Pretty sure that's not vegan.

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:23 pm 
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mumbles wrote:
I freeganed a bunch of wasted lip last week. Score!

Gentlemen are not supposed to kiss and tell! You'd be ousted right outta 1936. To the time machine, mumbles! Quickly! Come back to the modern age where you belong! To the confessional realms of forums, Livejournals, blogs, FB and tweets where you can share freely and not be ostracized!

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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seitanicverses wrote:
mumbles wrote:
I freeganed a bunch of wasted lip last week. Score!
Gentlemen are not supposed to kiss and tell! You'd be ousted right outta 1936. To the time machine, mumbles! Quickly! Come back to the modern age where you belong! To the confessional realms of forums, Livejournals, blogs, FB and tweets where you can share freely and not be ostracized!
Wait - how did I miss the part where mumbles claimed to be a gentleman?

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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Aw, man. All of these lips are missing the rosebud! Why am I supposed to do, just kiss around the wide expanses like a chump?

I guess I'll just make hot dogs.

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:44 pm 
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No, take a deep sniff of the perfume in her hair and comment on it!

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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What? Hair?

There better not be any hair in this box of old lips. That's gross.

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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why is mumbles freeganing behind jame gumb's house?

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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^I was thinking Ed Gein!

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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Can you think of a better place to dumpster dive for lips?

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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Well, pick up a scalp next time--so you can deeply sniff the perfume in the hair and comment on it!

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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well, now that i know they don't have any rosebuds, i can't think of a worse one.

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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This thread is HOT.

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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"The moment she responds, instead of caressing her mouth, suck inward as though you were trying to draw out the innards of an orange."

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
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Pi. wrote:
"The moment she responds, instead of caressing her mouth, suck inward as though you were trying to draw out the innards of an orange."

Totally vegan!

there are a lot of negative online reviews of this pamphlet from someone named sheila kopecky. i don't know what her problem is, but she's, like, really, really down on it.

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 Post subject: Re: How to kiss, circa 1936
PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:17 pm 
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sounds like hugh got some tips from john rice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q690-IexNB4

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