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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:08 am 
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I totally forgot about this thread. This one looks pretty bad. I guess it's supposed to be baked penne with tofu ricotta and shrooms.
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This is an instant classic. So bad!


Looks like a litter box in a house on Hoarders. Bleh!

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OH MY GOD

This made my day. I can't stop laughing, and now my boyfriend knows I'm not doing work DAMMIT!

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/people-worse-at-cooking-than-you-food-fails

This is truly excellent.

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oh my god, i'm dying. dying. i feel so good about myself right now. i made some kasha-lentil mush last night that looked like aggregate concrete, but at least i remembered to use a pan and managed to avoid setting anything ablaze.

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:25 am 
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That was awesome. Did you click the link to see the guy do "Weber Cooks"? Who the hell needs a rice a roni cooking video? And he left the plastic spoon in the bowl when he microwaved. I can't believe I watched it.

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Pearl onions become eye balls. Chicken becomes mystery lump. At least it was tasty.

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^^ Fail. This looks delicious!!!

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
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It does kind of look like poo and eyeballs. But it has sauce and that makes it look kind of yummy also. That's a toughie.

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Can't stop laughing!

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Can't stop laughing!


Sometimes I go into this post just to look at that picture, and laugh. every time.

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
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It has been requested that I post this picture in this thread. It should be in good company here /\

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
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Haha, yessssss.

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
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It looked alright the day of (with much photo manipulation):
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But the next day I opened my pot to find this:
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Ooh I like the comparison photo! Looks like its own evil twin.

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
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I don't think cheese is supposed to look like this.

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
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The cupcake person is ME. ! Not really, but I asked jdfunks why I had to use a muffin pan for cupcakes and not just cupcake liners on a tray.

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The cupcake person is ME. ! Not really, but I asked jdfunks why I had to use a muffin pan for cupcakes and not just cupcake liners on a tray.


HILAROUS. Also, JL, I found cupcake liners recently that you can do that with. They're stiffer than regular liners. So you're on to something, at least!

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Thank you! I'll keep my eye out for them.That list should be called "Rookie Mistakes." I've done the rice patty thing before, too. And now thinking back at the fire situations, maybe not Rookie Mistakes.

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My goodness, Avocatom - what on earth is that?

The first thought that popped into mind was The Lost Boys and Keifer Sutherland: The maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?


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Potatoes :/

I wanted to make scalloped potatoes, but I used the wrong food processor blade and ended up with matchsticks instead of slices. I then left them in the food processor for an hour and they turned all grey. The picture is of them frying in my wok, but I should have squeezed out some water first, because they got all soggy in there. They ended up ok because I fried them til they finally got crispy and dumped a bunch of garlic powder and sriracha on them.


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Oh! I thought it was basmati rice at first but then some of the 'grains' were insanely long so you either had the best basmati rice ever or it was something else haha.


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I thought it was some sort of fried rice with bean sprouts. And maggots.

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 Post subject: Re: what's your grossest food porn pic?
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I sort of thought grains but the bits in the upper left hand corner were throwing me. Thats a gross food porn win.
And I'm glad they were edible; solid plan to unleash the garlic and sriracha...


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