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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:13 pm 
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My confession: I'm addicted to Free Cell. Yes, the computer card game. It's kind of ridiculous. My best time ever was 1:04, and now I really want to get it under a minute, but what an idiotic, pointless goal to have.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:59 pm 
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I was scratching my ear and discovered a rich deposit of earwax. When I pulled it out, my hair got in the way, and I dragged a big wodge of earwax through my hair. And then it got all over my fingers when I was trying to get it out. So gross.



My confession: my first reaction on reading this was "DUDE, AWESOME!!" before I realized that it was supposed to be "ew".


Likewise. There is something so satisfying to me about unexpected globs of earwax.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:35 pm 
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I have the hugest internet friend crush on ndpittman! There, I said it! I've been feeling it ever since she starting commenting on my facebook photos of sandwiches and then those photos of the PPKers in Boston and her cute little face and ugh! Sorry I'm such a creep, ndpittman, but I want to be your friend IRL!


She's even cuter in real life (like most PPKers as far as I can tell)! :D

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:00 am 
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choirqueer wrote:
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I was scratching my ear and discovered a rich deposit of earwax. When I pulled it out, my hair got in the way, and I dragged a big wodge of earwax through my hair. And then it got all over my fingers when I was trying to get it out. So gross.



My confession: my first reaction on reading this was "DUDE, AWESOME!!" before I realized that it was supposed to be "ew".


Likewise. There is something so satisfying to me about unexpected globs of earwax.


Do we have a 'gross things that excite us' thread? If not, we need one, because I LOVE gross stuff like this. My sweetie used those ear cleaning drops and he told me about the huge blobs that came out, and I was so disappointed that I wasn't home to see them. Because I'M GROSS.


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:42 am 
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Do we have a 'gross things that excite us' thread? If not, we need one, because I LOVE gross stuff like this. My sweetie used those ear cleaning drops and he told me about the huge blobs that came out, and I was so disappointed that I wasn't home to see them. Because I'M GROSS.


OH MY GOD! I am a total zit popper and black head picker. Don't even get me started on things like earwax.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I DVR Jeopardy. I experience mild panic if I don't see it on my DVR queue because the prez is making a speech or aomething. I hear Alex is retiring soon, and am not sure how I will cope.


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:43 pm 
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I don't think he's retiring until like 2015 (maybe it's next year?) We've got some time to learn some coping mechanisms!

My confession of the day is that I often ask Amos nonsensical questions like, "Amos! Where are your underpants?" He doesn't have any underpants. Because he's a dog.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:37 am 
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I don't think he's retiring until like 2015 (maybe it's next year?) We've got some time to learn some coping mechanisms!

My confession of the day is that I often ask Amos nonsensical questions like, "Amos! Where are your underpants?" He doesn't have any underpants. Because he's a dog.


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:52 am 
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I confess to having no idea what kitten mittens are, and why that description shows up in spam for UK custom kitchens.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:51 am 
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I confess to having no idea what kitten mittens are, and why that description shows up in spam for UK custom kitchens.


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:15 am 
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I confess to having no idea what kitten mittens are, and why that description shows up in spam for UK custom kitchens.



Approve.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:15 pm 
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I confess to having no idea what kitten mittens are, and why that description shows up in spam for UK custom kitchens.



That is the definition of edutainment, right there. Thank you.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:30 pm 
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I used to feel like a lazy person if I ever answered the door for UPS or Fedex while still in my PJs if it was past like 10 am. USED TO. Now, I pretty much don't care as long as I'm all covered up. Today it's a button up top and capri pant bottoms in a blue paisley pattern. Why wear real clothes at home when PJs are much more comfy?


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:43 pm 
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OH MY GOD! I am a total zit popper and black head picker. Don't even get me started on things like earwax.


um...yes...major guilty here. I have a thing for zits. I have to pop them. It's compulsive. Majorly. I have a student I just want to pop the crepe out of his nose, and it's infuriating that I can't.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:30 pm 
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I used to feel like a lazy person if I ever answered the door for UPS or Fedex while still in my PJs if it was past like 10 am. USED TO. Now, I pretty much don't care as long as I'm all covered up. Today it's a button up top and capri pant bottoms in a blue paisley pattern. Why wear real clothes at home when PJs are much more comfy?


I've never understood this. My first stop when I get home from work is to put comfy stuff on. Molly doesn't like this because she thinks first stop needs to be going upstairs to say hello to her, but nope: pj bottoms!

My last roommate never even took his shoes off. He spent all evening lounging around in his button down shirts or polos and dress shoes. Watching him always made me feel like I had an itchy bra on to go take off. By contrast, his boyfriend, who wore very spiffy stuff out, wore pjs and lounge clothes grungier and holier than mine. Very hilarious pair watching a movie on a Saturday night.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I definitely stepped out on my balcony today in just boxers and a t-shirt to determine how much additional clothing I really needed to put on today. Usually I at least throw a pair of shorts on when I do this but I just couldn't be bothered today.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:58 pm 
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OH MY GOD! I am a total zit popper and black head picker. Don't even get me started on things like earwax.


um...yes...major guilty here. I have a thing for zits. I have to pop them. It's compulsive. Majorly. I have a student I just want to pop the crepe out of his nose, and it's infuriating that I can't.


Okay, I feel like I can say this now: I'm compulsive about plucking hairs out of the mole on my temple and the mole on my forearm. When I see people with moles, I find myself thinking about what it would be like to pluck hairs out of them. (I don't think I'd actually want to though?)

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I feel you! I pick at the extra skin on my cuticles like mad. I get distracted in class cos i'm too busy trying to pluck out extra skin. I have this pair of superpointy tweezers that ROCK. I feel too gross to pluck at dead skin in public, so i hide in the bathroom. I know that if i just stopped pulling out all the dead skin for a week and moisturized my fingers, the dead skin would go away but i pick at it anyways because it's fun.

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Freetahtah wrote:
I used to feel like a lazy person if I ever answered the door for UPS or Fedex while still in my PJs if it was past like 10 am. USED TO. Now, I pretty much don't care as long as I'm all covered up. Today it's a button up top and capri pant bottoms in a blue paisley pattern. Why wear real clothes at home when PJs are much more comfy?


I've never understood this. My first stop when I get home from work is to put comfy stuff on. Molly doesn't like this because she thinks first stop needs to be going upstairs to say hello to her, but nope: pj bottoms!

My last roommate never even took his shoes off. He spent all evening lounging around in his button down shirts or polos and dress shoes. Watching him always made me feel like I had an itchy bra on to go take off. By contrast, his boyfriend, who wore very spiffy stuff out, wore pjs and lounge clothes grungier and holier than mine. Very hilarious pair watching a movie on a Saturday night.


I'm in PJs the second I get in the door too - the cat isn't a fan of this. My last roommate was a lot like yours. She spent an entire evening watching TV in a poofy dress and heels. HEELS. What?!

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My spouse was always a walnut hater. Sometimes I found this frustrating when I found an interesting recipe with walnuts and couldn't make it to share. But mostly I was very comfortable knowing that all the walnuts were mine. Then last night we were sitting on the couch and I got the shocking news: "Guess what? I like walnuts now!" I should be happy, and I am, but I must confess I'm a little annoyed that I'll have to share the walnuts now!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:03 pm 
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I shamelessly pee in the shower. I've read my sister's private journal several times (not recently, I might add)
I sometimes forget to walk the dog.

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Peeing in the shower can help prevent foot fungus!

I confess that I ate half a pizza for breakfast today, after sleeping until half past noon. For like the third or tenth day in a row. Well, the sleeping until noon. The leftover pizza was a one-off.


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I play Magic. And I pee in the shower. Peeing standing up feels nice.

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