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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:12 pm 
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I was in the city yesterday and someone walked by yelling "I can't believe he went and got a nasty-ass bowl cut! If he really wanted a bowl cut I could have given him a GOOD one at home in my bathroom!" and I thought I had entered the twilight zone in which PPK filters had invaded Real Life. (The person was actually literally yelling about the hair cut in the shape of a bowl, not the oral sex activity.)

It's really hard to read this and think about a hair cut.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:42 pm 
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joyfulgirl wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
I was in the city yesterday and someone walked by yelling "I can't believe he went and got a nasty-ass bowl cut! If he really wanted a bowl cut I could have given him a GOOD one at home in my bathroom!" and I thought I had entered the twilight zone in which PPK filters had invaded Real Life. (The person was actually literally yelling about the hair cut in the shape of a bowl, not the oral sex activity.)

It's really hard to read this and think about a hair cut.


Imagine how hard it was to hear it said out loud!

Heh. Hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:16 am 
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I love being able to PPK at work again!!

I've only dreamed about PPKers I've met in real life.

I've also let random PPKers stay at my house.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:21 am 
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I'm a fan of ppk dreams.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:09 am 
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Yesterday I saw a big box in the back of a commercial truck with "FORK THIS SIDE" written in huge letters and it took me a good few seconds of incomprehension to figure out that they actually meant fork, as in forklift, and that the whole world is not, in fact, subject to PPK filters.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:38 am 
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I had a dream last night that involved baking in the flavor.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:42 am 
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Last night I dreamt that ameyfm invited me to stay with her and her aunt at a villa in Spain, and it was haunted but we didn't care. We spent a lot of time eating and playing Chinese checkers. Then Amey was going to drive me home to Canada (on a vehicle ferry) but we got on the wrong one and ended up in Romania. It was fun.

This morning there was an article on Transylvania in the paper and I thought "yup! That's exactly what it was like when we were there last night!)

I guess it doesn't mean the PPK is taking over my life because I have hung out with Amey in real life, but I do want to travel with ppkers in my dreams every night.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:11 pm 
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Had to revive this! My Chinese food arrived today and even though it clearly means Veggie Fried Rice, when I saw the VFR, I was like oh they know my ppk name!

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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:22 am 
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I know it's already been said, but I automatically un-filter. And then, when I realize it's an especially funny one, I try to figure out if anyone around me would find it as funny if I took the time to explain... and there never is someone.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:58 am 
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My husband doesn't know about PPK but he likes to make dumb jokes and the other day he had one that used the actual word stroganoff to mean the filtered word! So I explained it all to him and he understood.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 10:16 pm 
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i was in whole foods today and i noticed that a bunch of prepackaged stuff had "PPK" on the label. the first thing i picked up was a container of PPK samosas, and they happened to be vegan, so i thought, wow, hey, they must be labeling the vegan stuff as PPK food! that's so rad! we've totally conquered the planet! it took me so, so long to figure out that it just stood for "prepackaged."

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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 10:18 pm 
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To be fair, that is TOTALLY misleading. They should know.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:10 pm 
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vijita wrote:
Last night I dreamt that ameyfm invited me to stay with her and her aunt at a villa in Spain, and it was haunted but we didn't care. We spent a lot of time eating and playing Chinese checkers. Then Amey was going to drive me home to Canada (on a vehicle ferry) but we got on the wrong one and ended up in Romania. It was fun.

This morning there was an article on Transylvania in the paper and I thought "yup! That's exactly what it was like when we were there last night!)

I guess it doesn't mean the PPK is taking over my life because I have hung out with Amey in real life, but I do want to travel with ppkers in my dreams every night.


Wow! How did I ever miss this?! I want to take the wrong ferry to Romania with you! :)

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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:47 pm 
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Alien wrote:
i refer to the ppk as 'the vegans'. i always say to people 'the vegans like tofu presses' and 'the american vegans have more marshmallows'


I also refer to the PPK to outsiders as "the vegans." Sometimes I'll say "the vegans" are all excited about Daiya slices, or "I'll have to ask the vegans."


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 Post subject: Re: Signs the PPK is taking over your life.
PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:12 am 
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I refer to the PPKers as 'my internet vegans'. As in, 'Debbie said the most hilarious thing today! Oh, Debbie? She's one of my internet vegans.'

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