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 Post subject: Letter from Supreme Master
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:04 pm 
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So I'm at home sick today, which means I'm meandering around the internet and I came across this letter from Supreme Master (Ching Hai--the lady playing on the TV in every Loving Hut restaurant)...apparently to reach enlightenment you need something like 8 billion points. I am screwed.

http://forum.rickross.com/file.php?12,file=145

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:15 pm 
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You lost points for humping and pooping? Harsh!

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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Only if it's "satisfied," apparently. So I guess we can all go out and have as much shitty* sex as we want!

*Not literally. You will lose points.

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:33 pm 
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Yeah she be wack
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=18850&start=0
http://www.veggieboards.com/t/133183/sk ... -ching-hai

There was a good Veg News article, the link to pdf of it is in one of those links somewhere

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:45 pm 
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how much nonsense tv can i watch before it counts? like, is it 30 points for an entire episode, or am i penalized for not closing my eyes when i flip past 90210 on my way from pbs to the news? because if i can erase six hours of bates motel with one hour of meditation . . . i don't know, that seems like a pretty good deal.

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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let us not forget that squirrels are more noble than ducks
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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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It doesn't matter! They don't deserve names for they are NOT NOBLE! FIE UPON THEE, DUCKS!

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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Mava's Trap is the hardest level in Supreme Master III! I lost over 7,000 points.

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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According to this list, I am for sure going to hell.

Are we really expected to be vegans and not have many satisfied poops?

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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Guys, I haven't pooped in three years. My NQ is through the roof.

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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But is it over 8 billions?

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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I thought this was going to be a thread about how the Supreme Master was no longer vegan.

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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'Nonsense TV' is a pretty subjective term. Teen Mom usually makes me feel a lot better about my life, so I'm going to go ahead and declare it a point-gainer.

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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Erinnerung wrote:
'Nonsense TV' is a pretty subjective term. Teen Mom usually makes me feel a lot better about my life, so I'm going to go ahead and declare it a point-gainer.


None of it is as nonsense as the Supreme Master TV, so I'm not sure how that works.

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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j-dub wrote:
So I'm at home sick today, which means I'm meandering around the internet and I came across this letter from Supreme Master (Ching Hai--the lady playing on the TV in every Loving Hut restaurant)...apparently to reach enlightenment you need something like 8 billion points. I am screwed.

http://forum.rickross.com/file.php?12,file=145
I feel so much dumber for having read that. How many billions points and/or brain cells have I lost??

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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Is it weird that I'd love to be able to say I've slept with Supreme Master and not be lying?


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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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but did you satisfy her? that'd be the important question.

also, ducks are crassholes. i can totally see them not being noble enough. were you aware that ducks' vaginas have evolved to prevent fertilization of their eggs from rape? no wonder their NQ is so low. it's all that satisfied sex. (at least for the males)

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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FootFace wrote:
I thought this was going to be a thread about how the Supreme Master was no longer vegan.

She finally gave in to her Noble Cravings (NC).

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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Also, I was thinking last night about the concept of addressing oneself as Supreme Master. What would life be like if I went through it believing myself to be the Supreme Master? Is it on her driver's license? Does she have SMaster personalized plates? (Because Supreme Master is too many letters to fit on regular license plates) Driving is probably a deduction. Does H&R Block process the Supreme Master's taxes? Does she contemplate her pet kitties NQ scores?

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 Post subject: Re: Letter from Supreme Master
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I thought this thread was going to be about Isa.


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mumbles wrote:
FootFace wrote:
I thought this was going to be a thread about how the Supreme Master was no longer vegan.

She finally gave in to her Noble Cravings (NC).
I imagine the squirrels must be feeling pretty nervous.

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but did you satisfy her? that'd be the important question.

also, ducks are crassholes. i can totally see them not being noble enough. were you aware that ducks' vaginas have evolved to prevent fertilization of their eggs from rape? no wonder their NQ is so low. it's all that satisfied sex. (at least for the males)


And then duck penises evolved to match them. They're like puzzle pieces.

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