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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:53 am 
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"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"


Also, it works way better if you change it to "it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not".



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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:49 pm 
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To me it's like breathing."

Pretty much all of jenny from the block makes me cringe but that's the worst bit.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:42 am 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:24 am 
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"Girl you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me."

I hate that song anyway but that line makes me ragey.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:29 pm 
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"Girl you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me."

I hate that song anyway but that line makes me ragey.


YEAH. Also that song was a hit before anybody really used the word "peeps", so it sounded even more ridiculous then.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:51 pm 
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"you're like a porn star / sparkling through, yeah"

maybe i don't watch enough porn, but i have no idea what that means. is it sparkly, usually? the song is not about sexy vampires, so don't even.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:03 pm 
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How has no one mentioned Robin Thicke yet?

Baby girl, you're the shiitake
that makes you my equivalent
so you can leave your toys in the drawer tonight

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:56 pm 
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20 worst lyrics ever
featuring such brilliant lines as:

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

"The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"

"There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"

and

"Your butt is mine."


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:06 am 
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I'm so glad I read through this thread again because this is gold, especially this comment:

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I need to wash my laptop, my eyes, and my mind in bleach.


hehe.

(I still <3 Nickelback)

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:17 am 
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Oh Gawd, Nickelback... the sooner they ride their tour-bus off a cliff, the better.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:30 pm 
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I think Nickelback and Scott Stapp should collaborate on a song.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:13 pm 
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Jess was singing "Tale as old as time" blah blah blah blah blah.. from Beauty and the Beast. Then she asked, oh hey what's that song about the Beast? I was like, ummm Kill the Beast?

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:07 pm 
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I need to resurrect this thread, because there are so many ridiculous songs out there.

Justified and Ancient, Ancient and a-justified,
Rocking to the rhythm in their ice cream van
with the plan and the key to
enter into Mu Mu
Vibes from the tribes of the Jams
(KLF - Justified & Ancient)

She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky
(Daft Punk - Get Lucky)

That Daft Punk song is particularly awful to me because life is all about getting some and having 'fun', huh?


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:25 am 
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"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

Hahah, I just really laughed at this one.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:08 pm 
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One that makes me rage:
"Your mom made meatloaf, even though I don't eat meat. I love you so much, I took one for the team."

One that's just laughingly ridiculous:
"Open your eyes, and see that your eyes are open."

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:12 pm 
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Also, even though I know the correct way to pronounce Nabokov, I still always say it wrong because of:
"He starts to shake and cough, just like the old man in that book by Nabokov."

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:38 am 
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"Having my baby/What a lovely way to say/That you're thinking of me" Yeah, I don't actually think that's how babies are made.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:30 am 
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Lily wrote:
I need to resurrect this thread, because there are so many ridiculous songs out there.

Justified and Ancient, Ancient and a-justified,
Rocking to the rhythm in their ice cream van
with the plan and the key to
enter into Mu Mu
Vibes from the tribes of the Jams
(KLF - Justified & Ancient)


Pfft. The KLF are _intentionally_ ridiculous. They know exactly what they're doing.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:37 am 
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"I I I will battle for the sun sun sun
and I I I wont stop until I'm I'm done done done"

etc etc.
which leads onto
"And I I I I I will not participate, pate pate pate pate pate pate pate "
Pate? C'mon.
Placebo fluffing out songs by repeating words and syllables.

Also the whole song 'breathe underwater' makes me cringe. It's like they sat down and just tried to get shiitake to rhyme.


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:16 pm 
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gwenc02 wrote:
How has no one mentioned Robin Thicke yet?

Baby girl, you're the shiitake
that makes you my equivalent
so you can leave your toys in the drawer tonight

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Ugh! The entirety of Blurred Lines!

e.g.
So, hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to tear your asparagus in two

I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it (you get the idea ...)


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:06 pm 
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So wait till you get them up in the clouds, boys,
There won't be anyone to watch you there!
When you get her way up high, have all the fun you can,
There never was a girl who'd fall that far for any man!

I used to listen to an old 78! of this ... http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs ... them.shtml

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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Sarah-Jane wrote:
gwenc02 wrote:
How has no one mentioned Robin Thicke yet?

Baby girl, you're the shiitake
that makes you my equivalent
so you can leave your toys in the drawer tonight

I


Ugh! The entirety of Blurred Lines!

e.g.
So, hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to tear your asparagus in two

I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it (you get the idea ...)


Uuuugh, that's the song! I had heard it this morning on the radio and they said it is number one in the German Charts since three weeks. I didn't listen to the lyrics and just now realized what they are singing. Way to have awesome taste in music, German people!

(Oh, and that awful Daft Punk song is No. 2. I swear I am loosing faith in the next generation every day. I'm old.)


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Sarah-Jane wrote:
gwenc02 wrote:
How has no one mentioned Robin Thicke yet?

Baby girl, you're the shiitake
that makes you my equivalent
so you can leave your toys in the drawer tonight

I


Ugh! The entirety of Blurred Lines!

e.g.
So, hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to tear your asparagus in two

I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it (you get the idea ...)

And you know what doesn't actually rhyme with "hug me"??

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:20 am 
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I had never heard of Robin Thicke until five minutes ago, and now I desperately want to get back to that time in my life.

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