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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:12 pm 
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The only people who want to have sex with me are in other states! BUH

Okay, I'm better now.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:28 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
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Twenty-one years, as I am twenty-one-years-old. I had one kiss, at age twenty, with my best friend. The end.


How do you feel about that? If you're fine with it, then I don't think there's anything wrong with that.



yeah, word. sex can be really awesome (reaally reaallyy awesome), but if you aren't ready or you haven't found someone you want to have sex with, it is perfectly a-okay not to!


Definitely tired of it. I haven't been waiting for anything in particular. It just hasn't happened.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:23 am 
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ahhhaha
I just found the playlist the last person I dated made on my ichoonz entitled " bagin' " and omg it is actually really reallllyy amazing, and for the first time in like 2 months I actually care enough to want an excuse to put it on if you know what I mean.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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ahhhaha
I just found the playlist the last person I dated made on my ichoonz entitled " bagin' " and omg it is actually really reallllyy amazing, and for the first time in like 2 months I actually care enough to want an excuse to put it on if you know what I mean.


please please please tell me what is on this playlist!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:16 am 
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choirqueer wrote:
booberthefraggle wrote:
ahhhaha
I just found the playlist the last person I dated made on my ichoonz entitled " bagin' " and omg it is actually really reallllyy amazing, and for the first time in like 2 months I actually care enough to want an excuse to put it on if you know what I mean.


please please please tell me what is on this playlist!


it includes Le Tigre's TKO, and JD Samson + MEN's Simultaneously

those are some of the highlights

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:58 am 
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I saw this and thought of this thread.
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Wow, is everybody getting laid all of a sudden? C'mon y'all, get without the program!

Last night I had a dream that I was about to have sex with my ex on a couch, and then ze was like "Actually, I'd rather take a nap" and I was like "Okay, let's take a nap" and ze was like "No, by myself" so I put my clothes back on and wandered away confused. I almost posted this in the Sex Dreams thread but then I was like...no, no this belongs here.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:32 am 
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in my dream last night, my dad asked me when i'd gotten laid last. he actually used that phrase. it was not o.k. i had to make him repeat the question three times because i couldn't believe he was saying what i thought he was saying. and then i tried to remember, and at first i thought it was sort of recently, but . . . no. and then i realized that all of my vitamin e capsules had gone rancid and exploded inside the bottle, and i was like, man, i can not catch a break! and then i woke up and ate some cake, because whatever.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:48 pm 
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in my dream last night, my dad asked me when i'd gotten laid last. he actually used that phrase. it was not o.k. i had to make him repeat the question three times because i couldn't believe he was saying what i thought he was saying. and then i tried to remember, and at first i thought it was sort of recently, but . . . no. and then i realized that all of my vitamin e capsules had gone rancid and exploded inside the bottle, and i was like, man, i can not catch a break! and then i woke up and ate some cake, because whatever.


All of this is awesome. I say that because I could totally see all of this happening to me.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Wow. It's been since early April this thread was posted in?!

How's everyone doing?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Meh.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I've deserved to be here since the end of April - hubs is overseas! Alas.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:55 pm 
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I had a really intense day dream as I was driving to dinner the other day. Good thing you can't get a ticket for driving while sexually frustrated.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:01 pm 
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Good thing you can't get a ticket for driving while sexually frustrated.

I would get a ticket EVERY DAY.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:56 am 
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Could've had some saturday night, cockblocked myself. I'm a winner!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:16 pm 
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Ain't got much to not say that isn't about the sex I'm not having.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:00 am 
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Mars wrote:
radioactivegan wrote:
Good thing you can't get a ticket for driving while sexually frustrated.

I would get a ticket EVERY DAY.


Ha! me too.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Geez. I was having a little personal sexytimes today, and seriously THE ONE TIME EVER my husband comes home early from work is today. He NEVER comes home from work early. So he busted up my funtimes which I haven't had in a while because I've been depressed, and then didn't even...offer to give me a hand or anything. Awkward/not awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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agh!! disappointing, PP.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Can I just say AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH! When stroganoff's lost it's fun....

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:17 pm 
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Bumping this thread, because argh. I am so frustrated. After no sex for 18 months, then twice meh sex before breaking up. I just, I'm so frustrated!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:50 pm 
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Oh man that's a huge bummer ndp! Hug.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Thanks, Mars! A few years ago my roommates got me a gift certificate to Good Vibrations, so maybe I'll look into finally using it. I want wine, flirting, and kissing though, too! How do these things happen in real life?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:05 pm 
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Honestly I have come to conclusion (through my own experience and the trials and tribulations of my friend's) that the only way to get these things is to pretend to be really confident and just ask someone out, then make all the first moves. I know you'd think if there was people making these moves, there'd be an equal amount of opportunity for those moves to be made on you, but I think it is not so.

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