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 Post subject: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:10 am 
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I don't think about this too much, but it's kind of weird that I never burp. I just do this stifled-burp-hiccup thing. The only time I do anything close to a burp is when I'm puking, and I don't know if I associated burping with puking as a kid and starting trying not to burp, or if something is messed up with my gag reflex/a sphincter or whatevs.
When I tell people, they think it's weird! Is it??

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:37 am 
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I never burp either, definitely not weird.


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:44 am 
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Yup, that's how I am. I do those weird hiccup/burp things and only reeeally burp when I'm about to puke.

Also, I HATE when people burp. So gross! Unfortunately, all my friends know this so burps always get blown in my face...

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:58 am 
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Oh, okay, I feel better now!

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:28 pm 
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I burp because I like sparkling water... But if I don't drink it, I don't burp.


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:32 pm 
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helsinki wrote:
Unfortunately, all my friends know this so burps always get blown in my face...

That's gross and mean.

I burp occasionally, sorry, I don't belong here. But I usually try to not be gross about it, unless I'm alone. If alone, I can do whatever I want to do! But like CNA said, just when I drink something with bubbles or something of that nature. Not all the time. I can't burp the ABC's or anything (although I'm impressed with people who can.)


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
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I don't burp and I am totally grossed out by it.


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:09 pm 
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Yup, that's how I am. I do those weird hiccup/burp things and only reeeally burp when I'm about to puke.


This is me. I have never burped like a normal person.

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:22 pm 
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I don't burp either! Everytime I do manage it [I think my total count is three, now] I get super excited. I always get strange looks when I squeel in delight after a burp.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
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What most people have said. I have these weird, high-pitched hiccups/squeaks that I think may be my body's version of a burp. Sometimes my throat will gurgle, though. That's not super cute.

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
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I very rarely burp!

But when I do, I burp the hell out of that shiitake.

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
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Crazy! I burp a lot. It is apparently my body's preferred method of emitting gas.


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:27 am 
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I rarely burp, it depends on what I've eaten.

Also, my downstairs neighbor burps so loud I can hear him through the floor. =D

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:35 am 
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I swear, as I get older gas escapes my body more frequently.


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:24 am 
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I only ever do if I've been drinking something carbonated, which is hardly ever.


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:06 am 
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What most people have said. I have these weird, high-pitched hiccups/squeaks that I think may be my body's version of a burp. Sometimes my throat will gurgle, though. That's not super cute.


Oh yeah, I do a lot of gurgling too. Kinda gross! I might fart more than the average burping person, I don't know.

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
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I never burp! Every time I hiccup it sounds like I am burping and people always look at me strangely. I feel like I should excuse myself but I didn't do anything!

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:52 am 
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I wouldn't say I've never burped, but it's pretty much next to never.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:03 pm 
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I don't think I can burp either, I've done the hiccupey thing about 3 times ever....I make up for it by farting a lot instead!

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:41 pm 
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I can't burp on command, every now and then I'll randomly burp but it's very rare and always at inappropriate times (gotta love that). I do get the gurgles though, nice to know I'm not the only weirdo out there.

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:55 pm 
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I like to talk while I burp so I sound like a monster.

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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:54 am 
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I like to talk while I burp so I sound like a monster.


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:40 pm 
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I rarely burp, and when I do, its not really audible. I don't really think of it as a good thing though. Sometimes I get the feeling that I really need to burp and get that painful pressure in my chest but can't burp. I wish I could burp on command, and I've tried to like a gazillion ways but it never works.


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 Post subject: Re: Does anyone else never burp??
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:57 pm 
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Rubella wrote:
I like to talk while I burp so I sound like a monster.


I love you.


Me too. My mom did this so much growing up and I hated it then, but now I realize my mom was cool.

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