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 Post subject: ppk mystery solvers!! who lives at the Ghost House???
PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:34 pm 
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ok everyone jump in the PPK mystery machine and help me solve this mystery.

across the street and a couple houses up from us there was an old crappy sort of run down house where an elderly person lived. then i assume said elderly person passed because they demolished the house and in it's place they built a brand new nice house complete with nice landscaping.
we never saw the elderly person again which is why i think they passed or maybe went to a nursing home.
now here is the thing.
the house never went up for sale and someone appears to sort of live there.
we almost never see this person but occasionally when you drive by there empty garage is open with just a car and the town issued trash cans inside. it sort of looks like to me "LOOK I REALLY DO LIVE HERE DONT ROB ME!"
you cant see in the windows they have like blackout shades or something and there are never any lights on.
we;ve seen a dude there occasionally like taking out the trash or shoveling the drive way so he is there enough to care about shoveling
once in the winter i thought i saw him with two kids there sledding but now i think maybe it was there neighbors (the houses are close together)

so who lives at the Ghost House as we call it?
who has a house that they are never at?

we think it's a vampire or maybe a sociopath with people tied up in the basement.

i know maybe you are thinking that it is someone who maybe works nights and thus is asleep during the day but we almost NEVER see this person. our neighbor directly across the street is either an EMT or fire fighter (i forget) and he works nights and i see him all the damn time.

apparently my husband saw him today and he was wearing military fatigues. so what kind of military job do you have where you are away for chunks of time but not long enough to make us think he was actually deployed??

i thought maybe he was a traveling salesman but the fatigues throw that theory.
we see him like once a week or every other week.

im pretty sure the vampire theory is correct. the fatigues are to throw me off the trail.

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He could be in special ops, one of our neighbors on post did that and he didn't get deployed but was gone for weeks at a time.

If he inherited the old house from the former owner, or if it was a private sale there wouldn't have been a for sale sign.

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 Post subject: Re: ppk mystery solvers!! who lives at the Ghost House???
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coooooool!!!!!!

special ops badass in the neighborhood!

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Grow house.

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It is obviously a sociopathic vampire ghost soldier.


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The Klopeks.

But seriously, I live in an apartment building that has 12 units in it. Been here for 9 months now and still have never seen at least 4 of my neighbors, but I know the units aren't empty. Some people are hermits/have weird schedules/travel.

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Does your town have some sort of GIS website? If it does and you are really curious, you can probably look up the owner that way. (For example, this is Knoxville's GIS site: http://www.kgis.org/kgismaps/Map.htm)


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reminds me of this thread!


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We need a ppk team of mystery sleuths!

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 Post subject: Re: ppk mystery solvers!! who lives at the Ghost House???
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jerusha wrote:
reminds me of this thread!

I was so sad when they moved. Now I'll never know.

I don't know if this is something that's available in all towns, but here we have a book of registered voters that you can buy from the town hall. You can look up people by address or last name. It tells you who lives at each house, their year of birth, and what they do for a living. They get the info from the yearly census. I love it, because I'm super nosy. (My family calls it "The Snoopy Book", because we use it when we want to snoop into other people's business.)


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Grow house.


I'm tempted to go with this answer, too; however, if he's not coming and going a lot he's probably also living there.

He could also just be a weirdo paranoid?

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Obviously he's traveling with The Doctor. He doesn't even know how long it's been between each visit home.

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i tried the GIS thing for my town. i dont know the house # of the Ghost House so i just entered my house and the only info it gives you is the owners name.

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jerusha wrote:
reminds me of this thread!


This story is fantastic and horrifying.

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Partner who spent 12 years in the marines says special ops/counter intelligence, highly technical/specialties if it's the military. And word to the inheritance thing.

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so basically i have a bad asparagus mofo in my neighborhood!!!!

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Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
jerusha wrote:
reminds me of this thread!


This story is fantastic and horrifying.

Oh man, I forgot all about that story. Terrifying!

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Come on guys Occam's razor states that the simplest theory is always the correct one. So it obviously is an spy Alien who is originally from the Andromeda neighborhood, who is likes to dress and act as a special Ops, Vampire in order to avoid any suspicion from the earthlings.


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Come on guys Occam's razor states that the simplest theory is always the correct one. So it obviously is an spy Alien who is originally from the Andromeda neighborhood, who likes to dress and act as a special Ops, Vampire pot farmer in order to avoid any suspicion from the earthlings.


Fixed it for you.

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i wish this was a game show and i would get a prize if i guessed right.

like "ding ding ding sociopath is the correct answer you get a BRAND NEW CAR!"

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Maybe nobody new moved in at all. Maybe the military man that always lived there simultaneously decided to renovate his house and give up his old hobby of disguising himself as an elderly person.


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