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 Post subject: Re: The cute mispronunciation thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:39 pm 
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My current favorite is walriff (walrus).


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 Post subject: Re: The cute mispronunciation thread
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ok, best thing i've ever heard:

tzipi's sitting in the back of the car, i'm in the front passenger.

T: mommy, pull out the picture and look at me.
M: pull out the picture? what???
T: yes mommy, pull out the PICTURE, and LOOK at me.
M: wha? The picture? What picture?
T: the picture in front you face, mommy (audibly sighs).
M: you mean the mirror? (opens mirror in sun visor)
T: yes, open the picture and LOOK at me!!
M: the mirror? (stifling laughter)
T: yes, the picture.

(mommy and daddy crack up in the front for a good 10 minutes while she glares at me).


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 Post subject: Re: The cute mispronunciation thread
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mittenmacher wrote:
Barack Obama= Bobo Mama


!!! so cute.

Silas calls Mitt Romney "Zit Zombie" and I swear I'll never correct him. It's too good.

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DS calls the nuclear power plant "nucaleater power pants". I will die inside the day he can say that correctly.


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 Post subject: Re: The cute mispronunciation thread
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Well lots of people never get the hang of that word - so maybe you are OK. You can even grow up to be president and pronounce it wrong ;). Although "Nucaleater" is a whole lot cuter then "new-cue-lar" in my book!


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 Post subject: Re: The cute mispronunciation thread
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Inez says "peeped" instead of "peed." So like "Mama! Change dipe. I peeped."


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D saw a Curious George episode about germs and was telling me how they get in your buns (lungs!) and your buns squeeze out the germs, I love it. He also had some whip cream and today called it wheam crip!

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Walter loves these Elephant & Piggie books, but he consistently says elephant & penis. I dont get it; he knows what penis means, and he can say piggy. I guess Piggy does look a little bit phallic...


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Oh I love Walter.

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Aw, Walter! Those books look so cute. "I Broke My Trunk!"


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Ada is still saying "fock" instead of "sock". She can totally say other "s" words though. Now she says "tushies" instead of "tissues".


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Too cute! Tushies!

Hope she's over her winter illness!

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Winnie the Pooh = Cleanie Poop


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Too cute!

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J says sket-ee-o for mosquito. "Sket-ee-o, bite?"

At first I thought she was requesting spaghettios, wondering how on earth she discovered those things.


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My friend's kid can't say "R"s yet. Kid has a toy train named Percy, from the Thomas the Tank Engine set. Kid discovers that the train can be taken into the bath. Now kid is very excited about playing with "wet Percy".

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Puta! Puta! Puta! (for computer) I was momentarily taken aback the first time she started yelling it at me.

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Ada just started saying "battery" instead of "batter". So the other day she ate cupcake battery. And today when we got ice cream she kept asking for some of my "cake battery" ice cream.


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choirqueer wrote:
My friend's kid can't say "R"s yet. Kid has a toy train named Percy, from the Thomas the Tank Engine set. Kid discovers that the train can be taken into the bath. Now kid is very excited about playing with "wet Percy".

*SNORT*


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My friend just posted a video of their 2y/o looking at a cars and trucks book and pointing out the "police ossifer" and the "butt-dozer". CUTEST!!!

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i'm loving "tebby bear" at the moment. i will cry when z says teddy.
and weird mispronunciation of the moment.... milk=foogulee. zaf can say "s" but if an s is at the start of a word she pronounces it as an "f" (like fwim =swim) and she really likes smoothies, which *somehow* have become "foovulee" and she knows that soy milk goes in her smoothies. so now, milk is known as foogulee. cute and weird.
oh and yubbish chuck instead of rubbish truck is pretty cute too.


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The smaller one likes peanut butter on toast for breakfast. Unfortunately he calls it "peepee butt."

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Extremely animated story telling this morning:
And then they hit! And they were fighting! And they push over! And [tofulish] said, "no no no Leela!" No fighting! No pushing! And Leela pushed over! Oh no, oh no!

That went on for awhile.
I said, " Malka, did that really happen or was it a dream?"
"It was a scream, mama!"


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**like** is a scream a bad dream do you think?


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