Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:17 pm Posts: 2810 Location: Boston, MA
the best is to try and stick your tongue out while burping like Barney
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I rarely burp too! If I do, it's a complete surprise. Carbonated beverages do it 100% of the time, and I never drink carbonated stuff unless it's the odd alcoholic beverage. Carbonated drink burps are "real" ones, but if I burp other times, it's more like a hiccup burp, like my throat catches before it can be let out or something.
If I was in Willy Wonka's factory with Grandpa Joe and had stolen some of the fizzy lifting juice I would probably get shredded by the fan as I can't make myself burp. I try not to worry about it too often, though.
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